Fresh Meat

[Asphyxiate]

Hi all, I joined the FA EvE Corp this week. Just quit WoW after 3 years so I'm used to being called Asphyxiate or Choke but my name in EvE is Usha Nisha.

[Pete]

PM lil t, he's into autoerotic asphyxiation.

[Nish]

my name in EvE is Usha Nisha.

Fucking THIEF.

[Asphyxiate]

PM lil t, he's into autoerotic asphyxiation.

Done and done.

Fucking THIEF.

??

[Nish]

Don't play dumb with me, madam.

[Pete]

madam.
Mister*

[Asphyxiate]

I am in fact a Mister. It also appears that I am dumb, I have no idea why youd call me a thief.

[jaggeh]

his name is nish (nisha)

[Nish]

I don't mind that. It's more that he stole my virginity.

[hinch]

lies your 28 live in your mum's basement and are still a virgin

[Nish]

I'm 20.

[Asphyxiate]

*gasp* I just realized I'm still a virgin too... *gasp* how is my wife pregnant?!?!... I gotta go

[LiL T]

*blushes* I was being nasty bad day maybe