View Full Version : why im still a virgin
Cannings
18-03-2004, 19:40
how can i get some ladyz ,please help
Cannings
18-03-2004, 19:58
how can i get some ladyz ,please help
seems the boss at work managed to get his hands round his fat belly to meet @ the keyboard and make a post on my user in his "sense of humour" but personally sounds like denial to me
oh yeah sure...your "boss" posted that...
ask shadow.
Thats just mean we want Cannings to Get laid not slip in to a Deep Bitching Sadness.
Anonymous
18-03-2004, 22:26
haha....ahahahha.......ha.....ahhaha....ahh
if it wasn't his 'boss' it wouldve been his 'brother' or something atleast he tried to be kind of original....
hahahahahha
come to glasgow cannings i'll introduce you to some of my girl mates.
Anonymous
19-03-2004, 09:40
damn right.. come to berlin =D
damn right.. come to berlin =D
ack forgot to login :I
unoriginal
19-03-2004, 09:54
ROFL youre boss ;) yea yeah
i dunno i never had any troubles with "the girls" myself so i cant help ya :)
edit: and being a virgin isnt that bad, some girls will like that idea
mhuahauahahahahha who am i kidding :P
Cannings
19-03-2004, 12:21
can't say i'm happy
Thats because you have no luck with the ladies...
Cannings
19-03-2004, 17:14
.......
Cannings
19-03-2004, 19:08
at last pulse u've achieved ur true clan rank
Pulse
nublet
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell i'd rather be a nublet than a virgin
oh noes!!!
Pulse lost his virginity to his dog.
It's true, he admitted it....
WTF WHO TOLD YOU!!!!
Oh... thats right I did.... you win again Kyle :!:
heh, there was this lesbo (muff diver) who auctioned off her virginity, she got like 8k for it, so, what u wanna do, auction ur virginity off, then u get laid, AND, get money for it. So far I been offered 25p... thx hinch :twisted:
Cannings
23-03-2004, 10:46
30p
30p
that include dinner and booze?
Cannings
23-03-2004, 14:29
no
Cliffraiser
23-03-2004, 14:29
Im for free 8)
Devils Grace
31-03-2004, 14:35
dont ask me im one to.
dont ask me im one to.
Meh I'm the youngest of all you old sods :P I have the most time to actually get myself laid.
dont ask me im one to.
Meh I'm the youngest of all you old sods :P I have the most time to actually get myself laid.
and the most time to fail then hang your self.
Pffft, I'm not SD... ewww SD, has he gotten laid yet? Or is he still crying like a faggot?
i told him to get a hooker and he blocked me.
People with breasts scare him, he doesn't know what to do.
People with breasts scare him, he doesn't know what to do.
so Mince scares him? .. ouch :wink:
People with breasts scare him, he doesn't know what to do.
so Mince scares him? .. ouch :wink:
ouch burn!
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