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Cannings
18-03-2004, 19:40
how can i get some ladyz ,please help

Kyle
18-03-2004, 19:44
ask shadow.

Cannings
18-03-2004, 19:58
how can i get some ladyz ,please help

seems the boss at work managed to get his hands round his fat belly to meet @ the keyboard and make a post on my user in his "sense of humour" but personally sounds like denial to me

Nexx
18-03-2004, 20:14
oh yeah sure...your "boss" posted that...

Alex
18-03-2004, 20:21
ask shadow.

Thats just mean we want Cannings to Get laid not slip in to a Deep Bitching Sadness.

Kyle
18-03-2004, 21:04
Yeah... your boss....

Anonymous
18-03-2004, 22:26
haha....ahahahha.......ha.....ahhaha....ahh

if it wasn't his 'boss' it wouldve been his 'brother' or something atleast he tried to be kind of original....

hahahahahha

Ivory
18-03-2004, 23:40
come to glasgow cannings i'll introduce you to some of my girl mates.

Anonymous
19-03-2004, 09:40
damn right.. come to berlin =D

.cyl0n
19-03-2004, 09:41
damn right.. come to berlin =D

ack forgot to login :I

unoriginal
19-03-2004, 09:54
ROFL youre boss ;) yea yeah

i dunno i never had any troubles with "the girls" myself so i cant help ya :)

edit: and being a virgin isnt that bad, some girls will like that idea

mhuahauahahahahha who am i kidding :P

Cannings
19-03-2004, 12:21
can't say i'm happy

Nexx
19-03-2004, 13:09
Thats because you have no luck with the ladies...

Cannings
19-03-2004, 17:14
.......

pulse
19-03-2004, 18:33
lmfao

Cannings
19-03-2004, 19:08
at last pulse u've achieved ur true clan rank

Pulse
nublet

pulse
20-03-2004, 13:38
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell i'd rather be a nublet than a virgin

oh noes!!!

Kyle
20-03-2004, 15:08
Pulse lost his virginity to his dog.

It's true, he admitted it....

pulse
20-03-2004, 16:05
WTF WHO TOLD YOU!!!!

Oh... thats right I did.... you win again Kyle :!:

Lexxuk
23-03-2004, 00:39
heh, there was this lesbo (muff diver) who auctioned off her virginity, she got like 8k for it, so, what u wanna do, auction ur virginity off, then u get laid, AND, get money for it. So far I been offered 25p... thx hinch :twisted:

Cannings
23-03-2004, 10:46
30p

Lexxuk
23-03-2004, 14:18
30p

that include dinner and booze?

Cannings
23-03-2004, 14:29
no

Cliffraiser
23-03-2004, 14:29
Im for free 8)

Devils Grace
31-03-2004, 14:35
dont ask me im one to.

Kyle
31-03-2004, 14:44
dont ask me im one to.

Meh I'm the youngest of all you old sods :P I have the most time to actually get myself laid.

Alex
31-03-2004, 14:45
dont ask me im one to.

Meh I'm the youngest of all you old sods :P I have the most time to actually get myself laid.

and the most time to fail then hang your self.

Kyle
31-03-2004, 14:47
Pffft, I'm not SD... ewww SD, has he gotten laid yet? Or is he still crying like a faggot?

Alex
31-03-2004, 14:48
i told him to get a hooker and he blocked me.

Kyle
31-03-2004, 14:49
People with breasts scare him, he doesn't know what to do.

Barak
31-03-2004, 14:51
People with breasts scare him, he doesn't know what to do.

so Mince scares him? .. ouch :wink:

Alex
31-03-2004, 14:52
People with breasts scare him, he doesn't know what to do.

so Mince scares him? .. ouch :wink:

ouch burn!