FA.Com BBQ + Alcohol Abuse session at hinch's house

[hinch]

OK folks i said i'd be doing this for a while now so.

First weekend in August.

(4th Friday) 5th and 6th

You can turn up on the friday or the saturday as long as you leave on the sunday ! :)

Now I live in a small yorkshire town called doncaster :)

You can get here via:
Train (main london - edinborough line)
Car (main north-south roads of A1 and M1)
Plane (Doncaster Robinhood international airport 2 minutes up the road)

Getting here is your own business if you need collecting from train/airport i need to know what time you are arriving.

send me forum pm's or emails as usual to hinch@furious-angels.com if your interested in coming and i'll send you out the exact address you need to get to and also a phone number so if you get lost etc or need ringing for collection i can come.

We have space for about 30 peeps or so perhaps a few more.

Weekend plan of actioin:

Friday night (if anyone turns up) probably a night round the town on beer.
Saturday morning (recover) afternoon/early evening BBQ and more beer (hopefully weather will hold out)


As for brining PC's consoles etc dont you fucking dare we'll have no sweaty fat geekyness at a gathering at my house just lots of alcohol.

There will though be a pc available for you to check your emails etc just no hogging it all day/night.


Anyone passing out due to alcohol will be ridiculed and have embarassing photos taken of them.

Anyone throwing up due to alcohol will be handed their toothbrush to clean it up with i aint your fucking mother i dont clean up after you.

This is ofc the UK so UK drinking laws apply if your turning up on teh friday please make sure you are OVER 18 so you can come out drinking with us.

If your under 18 you may want to ask for parental advice before coming as I am a loud mouthed offensive cunt and most likely the ESRB or whatever would rate me M for mature.


Theres probably some more stuff but I cant remember it

[cRazy]

However much I would love to come I have a business trip on the first weekend in Sheffield, plus I'd probably end up getting attacked by various people from fa.com.

Sounds fun though, just make sure theres pics taken.

[hinch]

let me put it interperspective for you niblet

Sheffield is about 14 minutes away from my house :)

[Caras]

There will though be a pc available for you to check your emails etc just no hogging it all day/night.

lol

I say let whoever wants to use to pc have to duke it out with the rest -

last one conscious gets to check his porn.. err i mean mail :D


I might still be in Argentina at that time, won't know for sure until later.

[Freek]

I might be able to come, I have a lady friend in Rotherham who'd probably be ok keeping me around that time :>

[Heavy_Load]

This is ofc the UK so UK drinking laws apply if your turning up on teh friday please make sure you are OVER 18 so you can come out drinking with us.

Damn you

[[UPA]Tony]

Alchohol Abuse? what a disgustingly vile moronic thing to do...... Im in, cant we make it last a week?

[hinch]

unfortunatly not tony some of us have to work :(

[Nikado]

Right, well even if I could persuade my parants to let me go, im still on vacation that weekend :(, or im getting ready to go be a trainer on a hockeykamp, not sure what weekend you mean.

Bummer, seems like you will have to ambush people with sausages yourself gazon...

Oh, that and im then 30 days away from being 18, and not drinking is not an option for me at a party :). Ill come round next year though!

[Quinn]

heh, Would be nice to drop by, but I'm too lazy to go to another city to have sex, so not even thinking about going to another country just to get drunk : )

[Kal]

heh its just gonna be a bunch of WoW kids that rarely ever go out drinking following around a few regular drinkers and all they'll talk about is DKP or what colour item they have or whatever WoW kids talk about

[Avoch]

So you'll be there?

[Kal]

thats pretty much the dumbest thing you've posted yet

[rapecharge]

can i come ?

[Fjort]

This might be a laugh, plus it is only 8.50 on the train to get there which is cheaper than a taxi at the end of a night out.

[hinch]

First weekend in August.

(4th Friday) 5th and 6th

[Uriel]

Signed it just wouldn't be drunken shannigans without me there.

[cRazy]

Im tempted to turn up with a piece of Foam pipe insulation from B&Q and bat the shit out of anyone who mentions WoW.

[Avoch]

I'll bring an inflatable hammer if I come then, counter-attack ;)

[Cannings]

avoch ur only allowed coca cola

btw i'll prob come up fri nite then hinch

[hinch]

cool cannibs

[GoDGiRL]

lawl im thinking about coming...

[hinch]

if your flying in i'll need to know your flight number and landing time so i can come pick you up also you need to make sure you land at the correct airport

[GoDGiRL]

uh the don robinhood woteva airport doesnt seem to be a destination of any fucking flight from Netherlands, any other airport u can pickup, heathrow or shit?

[hinch]

you should be able to fly from amsterdam straight to one near me next closest is humberside but thats an hour away

forget about heathrow thats 300+ miles away

[GoDGiRL]

04 aug 2006
Amsterdam (AMS) Nederland
Departure 09:10 am
Doncaster (DSA) Groot-Brittannië
Arrival 09:25 am Thomsonfly
6834

06 aug 2006
Doncaster (DSA) Groot-Brittannië
Departure 19:15 am
Amsterdam (AMS) Nederland
Arrival 21:25 am Thomsonfly
1061

Winnar, total cost: 40 pound or so.

[hinch]

what an unsociable time to land at :)

[GoDGiRL]

well its like this, theres 1 flight outta there a day, and 1 flight into there from and to Amsterdam, always the same fugging time, except that the departure time is 9.00 am something on weekdays also.

It is the UK local time in the departure and arrival, oh well... I'm game.

[hinch]

you actually booked it then ?

if you have i'll be there to pick you up just send me a forum pm closer to the time to remind me what time to be there to get you at

[GoDGiRL]

not yet :)

[Cannings]

he'll never do it

[GoDGiRL]

why not?

[Cannings]

prove me wrong

[GoDGiRL]

cya on the 5th of august then, you buy me a pint ok? :D

[Cannings]

kk

[Nightbrother]

Im tempted to turn up with a piece of Foam pipe insulation from B&Q and bat the shit out of anyone who mentions WoW.

Is that a promise? I'll go there and start talking about WoW, just to see you try. :)

[GoDGiRL]

id love to meet crazy in person...

[cRazy]

Is that a promise? I'll go there and start talking about WoW, just to see you try. :)

I can just use a 24 foot long piece of pipe.

[Quinn]

I can just use a 24 foot long piece of pipe.Still too short to hit NB in the head. : )

[mainpain]

Can Norty Jinx and me come play??

[Phali]

id gladly come, but as im only 16 i would just get Hinch in lots of fucking trouble ;)

Edit:
that means "no im not coming /cry" for you american retards :)

[Cannings]

hinch is already in lots of fucking trouble over 16 yr olds tbh

[lear]

Hey I live in the US, I'm not going to take a plane, i'll be coming in a helicopter... you got a big yard? Please let me know :wacko:

[GoDGiRL]

Can 16 year olds drink beer on the island??? or no alcohol at all till 18? No im not asking for myself lawl.

[Cannings]

nothing till 18 on this island

[Devils Grace]

hmmmm

im tempted to go!

gona check out if i can get a cheap flight.

And tell crazy not to show up, because i will fuck his face up.

[cRazy]

Physical violence because of the internet, I guess it just shows how it's got to you.

Anyway I would really, really actually like to see you try and 'fuck my face up', actually I'm more tempted to come to the BBQ just to see you try considering on that same date I'll only be about 15 minutes away in Sheffield.

Unless you really could 'fuck my face up' which I highly doubt, dont make threats just because of the internet. Of course you'll continue to claim you can and act like this behind your monitor until you arrive in England and realise I am actually at Hinch's place.

Oh and just for the record I would never attack anyone, not even DG. Just defend myself if I got attacked. Attacking people for no reason is very much frowned upon.

But who knows.

[Devils Grace]

Physical violence because of the internet, I guess it just shows how it's got to you.

Anyway I would really, really actually like to see you try and 'fuck my face up', actually I'm more tempted to come to the BBQ just to see you try considering on that same date I'll only be about 15 minutes away in Sheffield.

Unless you really could 'fuck my face up' which I highly doubt, dont make threats just because of the internet. Of course you'll continue to claim you can and act like this behind your monitor until you arrive in England and realise I am actually at Hinch's place.

Oh and just for the record I would never attack anyone, not even DG. Just defend myself if I got attacked. Attacking people for no reason is very much frowned upon.

But who knows.

I tought i was on ignore. Bah!

Anyway i prob wont fuck your face up as i dont beat up women.

Im also to afraid you use your muaithaishit one me.

Ohh lord your to scary

[cRazy]

I find myself clicking 'view post' more and more these days because I know 90% of the stuff you say is going to involve me at some point, even if I havn't posted on the thread, and its funny to read.

Anyway if I turn up, you're welcome to try, I doubt you would though. Even for the likes of you it takes more then a ridiculous Internet feud to get someone so worked up that they want to try and physically kill someone. I dispise a lot of people on the net and on this forum but if I ever met them in real life I wouldn't even consider attacking them, physically or verbally, I'd just be friendly and my usual self. They are all completely different people compared to posting on the Internet, at least I hope they are.

Anyway I've had enough of derailing the thread, DG if you want to send threats of any kind do it over PM or something pls thx.

[GoDGiRL]

If you dont show up ill fuck DG's face up for the sake of it, if he doesn't stop acting normal to you, Crazy-, since he lacks maturity.

[Devils Grace]

If you dont show up ill fuck DG's face up for the sake of it, if he doesn't stop acting normal to you, Crazy-, since he lacks maturity.


OMG LIFE THREAT...

ill never act normally to crazy, kuz he is the biggest full of shit person ive ever seen. Nothing amuses me more then pick up a normal thread and just post something stupid about him because i know for a fact ive never or ever will be on ignore and he is just to fucking easy to piss off, hence giving me a couple of hours laugh while im at work beeing bored to fuck.

One thing he is right, i would prob never get phisical to him as i never get things to phisical, but i would joke your fat ass around or maybe leave ya alone, depends on how much buse i could take.

Now enought of this shit.

Go fuck a camel and take Vamp with you to hold his nuts

[GoDGiRL]

I'd like to hold your nuts, but seperated from your penis, making sure you'll never produce any hideous offspring.

[Devils Grace]

I'd like to hold your nuts, but seperated from your penis, making sure you'll never produce any hideous offspring.

To fucking late for that, already got 2!

And to hold my nuts you need to have a heavy machinery driving license.

[GoDGiRL]

Would be better to have a grade in nano surgery to be able to grasp your tiny balls.. And the 2 u already got, i happen to know a good pest exterminator...

[cRazy]

DG I dont know where you get your ideas from, I dont think I've ever acted like I've been pissed off ever, more to the point I have never even been agitated in the slightest. The reason I put you on ignore is because half the time its like arguing to a brick wall and its generally nicer to browse the forum when I cant read what you say, call me a faggot, looser, whatever, I care about 0%.

If I was that bothered about the actual flames then I would of had the likes of Torque and many others put on ignore, but I havn't, because I can actually read what they say.

And good job turning another thread into a mini flamewar for no reason out of the blue AGAIN. No doubt I'll get the blame for it as per usual.

Anyway I refuse to respond to DG in this thread anymore, it has its own purpose, DG if you want to continue to flame me for whatever reason make a thread about it or do it over PM or something, I dont think anyone cares and niether do I.

[GoDGiRL]

Yah lets rather keep this shit friendly, as i look forward to the BBQ and meetup, and offcourse the famous British Pints... So lets get ontopic and flamewar somewhere else, preferably in the "crazy got banned from the nc forums" thread...

[Devils Grace]

Would be better to have a grade in nano surgery to be able to grasp your tiny balls.. And the 2 u already got, i happen to know a good pest exterminator...

WTf you talking about, they could fill your mouth pretty much fucking easy. Do not supose that everyone is like you. I prob think that your havent droped from the sack yet if you think the average size of the nuts are like yours.

[GoDGiRL]

yours are very special... in a very small way, and the thought of filling someones mouth with your nuts points out that your a sadomasochistic homosexual.

[Devils Grace]

yours are very special... in a very small way, and the thought of filling someones mouth with your nuts points out that your a sadomasochistic homosexual.

WTF try 1st and then insult it mmk.

theres nothing like getin your balls sucked.

anyway back on the bbq thing

[GoDGiRL]

is there going to be any pig meat cooked on the bbq, i'm jewish...

[hinch]

you'll all be behaving at my house else i'll be bitch slapping all of you and believe me i am big enough

[Devils Grace]

you'll all be behaving at my house else i'll be bitch slapping all of you and believe me i am big enough

You might be big but your age wont let you run after me

[hinch]

thats ok i'd just shoot you in the ass then keep a lead pellet gun next to back door for shooting at things when i'm bored

[Devils Grace]

thats ok i'd just shoot you in the ass then keep a lead pellet gun next to back door for shooting at things when i'm bored

you will be to drunk to hit anything tbh so its pretty much safe

[GoDGiRL]

@hinch tickets ordered onlien, so count me in...

[GoDGiRL]

ill take the oppurtunity to start a list

Arriving Friday
- Vampire222
-
-

Arriving Saturday
-
-
-

Still Unsure
-
-
-

Copy and add urself in the appropriate slot when thinking about going, or going anyhow.

[cRazy]

Good plan Vamp.

Good plan.

[Cannings]

Arriving Friday
- Vampire222
-Cannings
-

Arriving Saturday
-
-
-

Still Unsure
-
-
-

[cRazy]

Looks like quite a turnout so far.

[hinch]

Arriving Friday
- Vampire222
-Cannings
-

Arriving Saturday


Still Unsure
- Mike Hammer
- Swork
- Leff
- Avoch
- Viruk
- Zulo
- Gza
- Devils Grace
- Twist
- Razorwolf
-

(alot waiting on flight information and prices)

[GoDGiRL]

Cannings and me and hinchcliffe are going to have so much fun you'll be so pissed you all missed it haha...

[hinch]

there'll probs be more on the friday but they all live local to me so no need to plan for them

[Cannings]

chichi?

[hinch]

dont think she's coming no

[Cannings]

bah i'll txt her

[Avoch]

Hinch, which shanty town up North is your cave? Need to work out how I could get there if I decide to put my life on the line and turn up.

[hinch]

doncaster its in the first post :)

[Heavy_Load]

what's the nearest station? i'm considering going (btw are u serious about the 18 thing coz i can usually get served)

Arriving Friday
- Vampire222
-Cannings
-

Arriving Saturday


Still Unsure
- Mike Hammer
- Swork
- Leff
- Avoch
- Viruk
- Zulo
- Gza
- Devils Grace
- Twist
- Razorwolf
- Heavy

[hinch]

yes i'm serious about the 18 thing under 18's will not get served on the friday night out round town and you WILL need id with you.

nearest train station is doncaster

[Heavy_Load]

damn, what kinda id do i need?

[hinch]

passport / driving license something with a photo on it

[Heavy_Load]

NUS card? i have a driving license but the photo is a bit iffy

[hinch]

the doormen round here only take passport or drivers license's with photos.

which means you need to be over 18 which you are not

[Phali]

Fake ID's ftw?

[hinch]

love to see you fake uk passports and drivers license's

[Heavy_Load]

not too bad a fake id is it? :P

[Heavy_Load]

fucks sake cant upload, does firefox block it or smthn?

[Heavy_Load]

plus i have a doctored expired passport but i dont like using it coz sometimes the bouncers scratch the dates to see whether theyve been painted :/ (which mine is)

[Heavy_Load]

yay finally got it to work lolz ;/

[hinch]

still not coming i aint taking the chance

[Heavy_Load]

lol np

[Cannings]

chichi said she might be coming over for the week hinch and if so i might try book a few days extra off work and show her, leff and gorion round uk

[hinch]

cool
i know gorion wanted to stop longer i told him he was welcome to stay longer

leff isnt 100% he can afford to come over.

still waiting on mike and swork to confirm too

[Ghost]

wtb plane ticket

[Phali]

love to see you fake uk passports and drivers license's


is that a challenge? Oo

[Uriel]

I'll be up on friday night hinch for the random drunkeness

[hinch]

cool we'll be heading into town about 7:30 - 8 ish so make sure your here before that :)

[Twisted]

this definatly sounds like somethin i cant miss if its all still goin to plan hide your wife hinch i love women when im drunk and she wont be able to refuse my charm :D

[hinch]

you wont love her she whines too much and yes its still going on.

i've completely lost track of who's coming and when so i'll just be sat at home waiting for people to turn up

[mainpain]

this definatly sounds like somethin i cant miss if its all still goin to plan hide your wife hinch i love women when im drunk and she wont be able to refuse my charm :D


WHOOOOO go me!!! <3

[mainpain]

you wont love her she whines too much and yes its still going on.



But monkeh! u love u and ur a pain in the arse when ur drunk on 2 bottles! Dribblin all over the place and wont leave me alone! Your the original cling on when ur drunk! Only time u wanna play hide the sausage too!oO

[Cannings]

WHOOOOO go me!!! <3

yeah lucky u!!!! lolol

[GoDGiRL]

you wont love her she whines too much and yes its still going on.

i've completely lost track of who's coming and when so i'll just be sat at home waiting for people to turn up

WRONG!!! You'll be at the airport at fucking 9 am in the morning to pick me up... :glare:

[mainpain]

the new BBQ has come!! just arrived

[aeøå]

OMG its soooo impossible to get 2 robin hood airport from Denmark /cry

[mainpain]

try humberside airport hunni! i've looked, there kinda expensive! lookin at nearly 300quid or 2918DKk

[Quinn]

there kinda expensive! lookin at nearly 300quid or 2918DKk

2918DKP MINUS !

[hinch]

anyone needing travel information please contact banshee she is now acting as my personal travel agent for this helping people find flights and trains

[mainpain]

anyone needing travel information please contact banshee she is now acting as my personal travel agent for this helping people find flights and trains

I am?? so not only am i playin drunks taxi's friday and makin me get out of bed early! i'm now ur PA?? do i get paid??

[Smok3d]

haha if ur going chris im coming aswell! woot i cant drink larger tho! fuck that