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Lexxuk
23-03-2004, 00:24
Its contagious, and go download this uber MMORPG..

http://www.fairyland.com.my .... :D use it! Gets ur resists setup properly as a fairy ;)

sex

hinch
23-03-2004, 00:56
welcome lexxy darling

btw sad bastard :)

Lexxuk
23-03-2004, 01:01
hush j00 else i'll cum to uranus n make j00 my bitch :p heh, blame kyle for me cummin :D

Lexxuk
23-03-2004, 01:09
HINCH!! it wont show my ubar sig :(

http://www.dgwebb.force9.co.uk/banners/shadownc.jpg

/me cries

Lexxuk
23-03-2004, 01:10
oh, nm :oops:

Lucjan
23-03-2004, 02:21
Damn...is there a forum on the web that Lexxy doesnt post on?!?

And yea, I tried that old fat chick forum and he posts there too ;-)

Cannings
23-03-2004, 10:47
he's on the fat chick forum dammit

.cyl0n
23-03-2004, 11:30
lexxy!!!!

<3

sex

Lexxuk
23-03-2004, 14:17
he's on the fat chick forum dammit

I moderate the fat chick forum, i get to try before they post, slap the sides n ride the waves :p

sex :D

<3 cy ;)

Cliffraiser
23-03-2004, 14:28
lexxeh is my hero :oops:

Cannings
23-03-2004, 14:32
lexxuk just put me off my food :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

CryptoChronic
23-03-2004, 14:57
hey sexxuk welcome :lol:

Lexxuk
23-03-2004, 16:57
hey sexxuk welcome :lol:

heya sexxxxy CC, come gimme huggies, n I'll set u up wiv some really nice chick from teh forum...

http://www.herpes.ru/hudo/hum/17.jpg sex sex sex

Cannings
23-03-2004, 16:57
ur gonna give him cy's missus?

.cyl0n
23-03-2004, 16:58
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY ?????!!!! :shock:

Lexxuk
23-03-2004, 17:01
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY ?????!!!! :shock:

look away...

/edited for violation of the geneva treaty on human rights to not be tortured heh

a night with her for only $50!!

Cannings
23-03-2004, 17:07
thats just wrong dude

Lexxuk
23-03-2004, 17:20
tell me about it, you know how hard it is to find fat chicks on google? O_o

Rince
23-03-2004, 17:37
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY ?????!!!! :shock:

look away...

http://www.wetwilly.net/ik/thumb06.jpg http://www.wetwilly.net/ik/thumb08.jpg http://www.wetwilly.net/ik/thumb03.jpg http://www.wetwilly.net/ik/thumb01.jpg

a night with her for only $50!!

At least u can see her minge... If she sat on your face, you would at least survive the ordeal - not like chick (used loosly) number 1 :D

Cannings
23-03-2004, 17:43
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY ?????!!!! :shock:

look away...

http://www.wetwilly.net/ik/thumb06.jpg http://www.wetwilly.net/ik/thumb08.jpg http://www.wetwilly.net/ik/thumb03.jpg http://www.wetwilly.net/ik/thumb01.jpg

a night with her for only $50!!

y keep quoting this so we say it again?

Lexxuk
23-03-2004, 17:45
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY ?????!!!! :shock:

look away...

http://www.colantonio.net/photos/sheep.jpg

a night with her for only $50!!

aye, stop quotin, no one wants to see this chicks minge

Rince
23-03-2004, 18:02
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY ?????!!!! :shock:

look away...

http://www.wetwilly.net/ik/thumb06.jpgsex http://www.wetwilly.net/ik/thumb08.jpgsex http://www.wetwilly.net/ik/thumb03.jpgsex http://www.wetwilly.net/ik/thumb01.jpgsex

a night with her for only $50!!

aye, stop quotin, no one wants to see this chicks minge

Aye - pack it in now...

BTW, anyone got a close up of her minge? :D

Kyle
23-03-2004, 18:03
I must kill myself. Now.

Rince
23-03-2004, 18:08
If you were stranded on a desert island with her, I bet there would come a point where you wouldn't give a shit about what she looked like on the outside - Sad, but I bet it would be true :D

Cannings
23-03-2004, 18:15
i'd do the goat first hinch

Kyle
23-03-2004, 18:16
"Outside of work though is a whole different story post the porn etc here that you cant view at work :)"

Edit the pics or hinch will slap you boys

Rince... don't even go there.

Cannings
23-03-2004, 18:16
theres some things a good personality just can't save

.cyl0n
23-03-2004, 18:17
edit em out... IT is going to kill me now anyway lol

Lexxuk
23-03-2004, 18:19
heh, this is workin hours, I'm workin on pr0n :D

.cyl0n
23-03-2004, 18:20
lexx put em into afterhours please...

i mean it... im gettin slapped by the IT :?

.cyl0n
23-03-2004, 18:23
thanks sexy :D

Lexxuk
23-03-2004, 18:26
I even moved the drew barrymore porn *cries* she dont shave her minge :D :D :D sex

Rince
23-03-2004, 18:26
LOL - To keep Kyle awake tonight...

Try to imagine you been out on the lash.. you had a few too many Babychams and EVERYTHING is looking good to you. All you need to do, is spend ya wad on some slapper - any slapper...

You wake up in the morning, with a certain 'shine' to your face, looking a little bit like a slug has also got pissed and wandered all over you... You can't yet decide what your mouth tastes like, but it is a mix between gorilla shit and 3 month old tuna... You decide it is more tuna...

If you want to hear the rest of the story, VOTE NOW and try to get Kyle to eject the contents of his stomach <.....> Rincey can do it :D

This story was sponsored by "You Dirty Cunt" Industries :D

Lexxuk
23-03-2004, 18:29
..You decide it is more tuna...

Rolling over you see on the bed next to you, a huge bulge, much bigger than the usual bulge u see in the morning. you stick ur head under the blanket and sniff, that explains the tuna breath, you think...

Cannings
23-03-2004, 18:31
bleeuuurrgghhh oops sorry bad memories :P

Kyle
23-03-2004, 18:41
The only thing that I have ever seen on the net that has made me physically sick is... goatse, and perhaps the harlequin baby... apart from that!1!

Rince
23-03-2004, 18:42
The only thing that I have ever seen on the net that has made me physically sick is... goatse, and perhaps the harlequin baby... apart from that!1!

What is goatse? and what is a harlequin baby ?

Kyle
23-03-2004, 18:43
Goatse is the dude that spreads his asshole over a good 3 inches....

The harlequin baby is... urgh....

Rince
23-03-2004, 18:45
Ahhh feck - yeah, I know the one. Nasty shit...

I still don't know what the harlequin baby is tho - and I'll be damned if I am gonna do a search for it. Anyone care to fill in a few gaps - without being too graphic ?