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It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1. Shag him
2. Leave him in peace
It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1. Shag him
2. Leave him in peace
Cannings
17-03-2004, 11:31
All @ the same time !!!!!!! /converts to monkism
Cannings
17-03-2004, 11:31
All @ the same time !!!!!!! /converts to monkism
Cannings
17-03-2004, 11:38
/set steal someone elses sig.com 1
Cannings
17-03-2004, 11:38
/set steal someone elses sig.com 1
Ohhh - with everything on that list, it is hardly any wonder I am getting divorced this year :D
Ohhh - with everything on that list, it is hardly any wonder I am getting divorced this year :D
Cannings
17-03-2004, 11:46
lol u don't want to get tied down to one woman anyway have 5 or 6 and have some variance in ur life
Cannings
17-03-2004, 11:46
lol u don't want to get tied down to one woman anyway have 5 or 6 and have some variance in ur life
lol u don't want to get tied down to one woman anyway have 5 or 6 and have some variance in ur life
lol - one is enough for now... Had 3 on the go not long after I split up with the wife, but got too complicated :D
lol u don't want to get tied down to one woman anyway have 5 or 6 and have some variance in ur life
lol - one is enough for now... Had 3 on the go not long after I split up with the wife, but got too complicated :D
Cannings
17-03-2004, 11:53
yeah theres a few rules:
1: they must all have same name
2: they must all be rich
3: they must all be gagging
4: none of them want marriage
5: they are hot
that should keep u going for a while
oh and all have same birthday but that one could be a little tough
Cannings
17-03-2004, 11:53
yeah theres a few rules:
1: they must all have same name
2: they must all be rich
3: they must all be gagging
4: none of them want marriage
5: they are hot
that should keep u going for a while
oh and all have same birthday but that one could be a little tough
AllFather
17-03-2004, 12:34
you know why woman fake orgasms?
they think we care.
BAM BAM!
AllFather
17-03-2004, 12:34
you know why woman fake orgasms?
they think we care.
BAM BAM!
lol u don't want to get tied down to one woman anyway have 5 or 6 and have some variance in ur life
lol - one is enough for now... Had 3 on the go not long after I split up with the wife, but got too complicated :D
complicated as in rembering their names? :lol:
lol u don't want to get tied down to one woman anyway have 5 or 6 and have some variance in ur life
lol - one is enough for now... Had 3 on the go not long after I split up with the wife, but got too complicated :D
complicated as in rembering their names? :lol:
AllFather
17-03-2004, 12:41
sarah lefthand, amanda righhand & willow thepillow?
AllFather
17-03-2004, 12:41
sarah lefthand, amanda righhand & willow thepillow?
Cannings
17-03-2004, 12:44
don't forget fred the bed
Cannings
17-03-2004, 12:44
don't forget fred the bed
AllFather
17-03-2004, 12:47
damn :(
AllFather
17-03-2004, 12:47
damn :(
don't forget fred the bed
yesss..... but me think's he dint ment a bloke cannings you fag
don't forget fred the bed
yesss..... but me think's he dint ment a bloke cannings you fag
lol u don't want to get tied down to one woman anyway have 5 or 6 and have some variance in ur life
lol - one is enough for now... Had 3 on the go not long after I split up with the wife, but got too complicated :D
complicated as in rembering their names? :lol:
Nah - that part wasnt complicated...
Let's just say that when you have 1 woman round at your house, and one of the others turns up unexpected on your doorstep, shit can get ugly - lol
lol rincey.. i know what you mean :shock: :twisted:
Cannings
17-03-2004, 15:06
yeah i don't get it women are so protective if i went round my womans house and found her with another woman i wouldn't mind
waiiit cannings....this the other way around means that you are gay
:shock:
waiiit cannings....this the other way around means that you are gay
:shock:
what it's obvious Cy you only just noticed?.. Cannings takes it in the poop chute
Cannings
17-03-2004, 16:32
barak y are u always so homophobic ever since brtf u've been homophobic trying to hide ur insequrities
na im not homophobic(sp) just canningsphobic
Cannings
17-03-2004, 16:39
u've always been homophonbic we proved it on brtf comms and everyone agreed that u were in denial
lies - i got nothing against gay people (solong they keep what they do away from me i just find the idea sickening) but it's great fun when you call someone a fag or somthing (i never use gay thats for 12 year olds to shout at each other in school)
so i use more fun ones like Shirt lifter poo pusher toffe packer etc more amusing :wink:
fudge packer, batman errr thats all i can think of...
Cannings
17-03-2004, 16:46
onoz nexx
tricky looking hedghog eating pikey looking penis smoking swerving faggot
I say that we send hinch's pic into www.chavscum.co.uk he belongs there among his bretheren
tricky looking hedghog eating pikey looking penis smoking swerving faggot
I think I know who you're talking about as well :shock:
Just bumping an old thread :D
Nightbrother
29-04-2004, 11:34
Just bumping an old thread :D [edited by Nightbroter - you naughty man, bumping old threads]
Has it become easier to make women happy since this thread was last active? :P
No? Oh, well.... :|
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