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hinch
17-03-2004, 11:30
It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be :

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynaecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organiser

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate



WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Shag him

2. Leave him in peace

hinch
17-03-2004, 11:30
It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be :

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynaecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organiser

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate



WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Shag him

2. Leave him in peace

Cannings
17-03-2004, 11:31
All @ the same time !!!!!!! /converts to monkism

Cannings
17-03-2004, 11:31
All @ the same time !!!!!!! /converts to monkism

.cyl0n
17-03-2004, 11:36
/set kill_self 1

.cyl0n
17-03-2004, 11:36
/set kill_self 1

Cannings
17-03-2004, 11:38
/set steal someone elses sig.com 1

Cannings
17-03-2004, 11:38
/set steal someone elses sig.com 1

Rince
17-03-2004, 11:44
Ohhh - with everything on that list, it is hardly any wonder I am getting divorced this year :D

Rince
17-03-2004, 11:44
Ohhh - with everything on that list, it is hardly any wonder I am getting divorced this year :D

Cannings
17-03-2004, 11:46
lol u don't want to get tied down to one woman anyway have 5 or 6 and have some variance in ur life

Cannings
17-03-2004, 11:46
lol u don't want to get tied down to one woman anyway have 5 or 6 and have some variance in ur life

Rince
17-03-2004, 11:49
lol u don't want to get tied down to one woman anyway have 5 or 6 and have some variance in ur life

lol - one is enough for now... Had 3 on the go not long after I split up with the wife, but got too complicated :D

Rince
17-03-2004, 11:49
lol u don't want to get tied down to one woman anyway have 5 or 6 and have some variance in ur life

lol - one is enough for now... Had 3 on the go not long after I split up with the wife, but got too complicated :D

Cannings
17-03-2004, 11:53
yeah theres a few rules:

1: they must all have same name

2: they must all be rich

3: they must all be gagging

4: none of them want marriage

5: they are hot

that should keep u going for a while

oh and all have same birthday but that one could be a little tough

Cannings
17-03-2004, 11:53
yeah theres a few rules:

1: they must all have same name

2: they must all be rich

3: they must all be gagging

4: none of them want marriage

5: they are hot

that should keep u going for a while

oh and all have same birthday but that one could be a little tough

AllFather
17-03-2004, 12:34
you know why woman fake orgasms?
they think we care.


BAM BAM!

AllFather
17-03-2004, 12:34
you know why woman fake orgasms?
they think we care.


BAM BAM!

Barak
17-03-2004, 12:40
lol u don't want to get tied down to one woman anyway have 5 or 6 and have some variance in ur life

lol - one is enough for now... Had 3 on the go not long after I split up with the wife, but got too complicated :D


complicated as in rembering their names? :lol:

Barak
17-03-2004, 12:40
lol u don't want to get tied down to one woman anyway have 5 or 6 and have some variance in ur life

lol - one is enough for now... Had 3 on the go not long after I split up with the wife, but got too complicated :D


complicated as in rembering their names? :lol:

AllFather
17-03-2004, 12:41
sarah lefthand, amanda righhand & willow thepillow?

AllFather
17-03-2004, 12:41
sarah lefthand, amanda righhand & willow thepillow?

Cannings
17-03-2004, 12:44
don't forget fred the bed

Cannings
17-03-2004, 12:44
don't forget fred the bed

AllFather
17-03-2004, 12:47
damn :(

AllFather
17-03-2004, 12:47
damn :(

Barak
17-03-2004, 12:49
don't forget fred the bed

yesss..... but me think's he dint ment a bloke cannings you fag

Barak
17-03-2004, 12:49
don't forget fred the bed

yesss..... but me think's he dint ment a bloke cannings you fag

Rince
17-03-2004, 14:46
lol u don't want to get tied down to one woman anyway have 5 or 6 and have some variance in ur life

lol - one is enough for now... Had 3 on the go not long after I split up with the wife, but got too complicated :D


complicated as in rembering their names? :lol:

Nah - that part wasnt complicated...

Let's just say that when you have 1 woman round at your house, and one of the others turns up unexpected on your doorstep, shit can get ugly - lol

.cyl0n
17-03-2004, 14:47
lol rincey.. i know what you mean :shock: :twisted:

Cannings
17-03-2004, 15:06
yeah i don't get it women are so protective if i went round my womans house and found her with another woman i wouldn't mind

.cyl0n
17-03-2004, 15:09
waiiit cannings....this the other way around means that you are gay

:shock:

Barak
17-03-2004, 15:22
waiiit cannings....this the other way around means that you are gay

:shock:


what it's obvious Cy you only just noticed?.. Cannings takes it in the poop chute

Cannings
17-03-2004, 16:32
barak y are u always so homophobic ever since brtf u've been homophobic trying to hide ur insequrities

Barak
17-03-2004, 16:33
na im not homophobic(sp) just canningsphobic

Cannings
17-03-2004, 16:39
u've always been homophonbic we proved it on brtf comms and everyone agreed that u were in denial

Barak
17-03-2004, 16:42
lies - i got nothing against gay people (solong they keep what they do away from me i just find the idea sickening) but it's great fun when you call someone a fag or somthing (i never use gay thats for 12 year olds to shout at each other in school)

so i use more fun ones like Shirt lifter poo pusher toffe packer etc more amusing :wink:

Nexx
17-03-2004, 16:45
fudge packer, batman errr thats all i can think of...

Cannings
17-03-2004, 16:46
onoz nexx

hinch
17-03-2004, 17:43
tricky looking hedghog eating pikey looking penis smoking swerving faggot

Kyle
17-03-2004, 18:00
I say that we send hinch's pic into www.chavscum.co.uk he belongs there among his bretheren

Rince
17-03-2004, 20:02
tricky looking hedghog eating pikey looking penis smoking swerving faggot

I think I know who you're talking about as well :shock:

Barak
17-03-2004, 20:36
anti rince spam post

Rince
29-04-2004, 11:28
Just bumping an old thread :D

Nightbrother
29-04-2004, 11:34
Just bumping an old thread :D [edited by Nightbroter - you naughty man, bumping old threads]

Has it become easier to make women happy since this thread was last active? :P

No? Oh, well.... :|