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Cannings
23-03-2004, 12:41
try not to get a ban from these forums

.cyl0n
23-03-2004, 12:42
try not to get a ban from these forums

Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.

The Anti-Moron™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your brain cells weren't on the Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that your Psychiatrist makes you lie face down. No, come to think of it, you would.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.

Cannings
23-03-2004, 12:47
lets see cy. fenyx got banned from the official neocron forums. By me saying try not to get banned from these forums it is playing on the fact he is banned from the official ones. Does that compute?

.cyl0n
23-03-2004, 12:49
lets see cy. fenyx got banned from the official neocron forums. By me saying try not to get banned from these forums it is playing on the fact he is banned from the official ones. Does that compute?

Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please? Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

Trying to get something of value out of your post is like trying to squeeze orange juice out of an apple. You wouldn't know a clue if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced 'I AM A CLUE'. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. You are like watching Amputee Field Hockey: pathetic, and very quickly disgusting. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't so stupid that even single-celled organisms out score you in IQ tests; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it, or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon. No, come to think of it, you would.

In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now get the hell out of here!

.cyl0n
23-03-2004, 12:49
:lol:

Cannings
23-03-2004, 12:50
imma gonna slap u if u don't stop using that damn website

.cyl0n
23-03-2004, 12:51
imma gonna slap u if u don't stop using that damn website

The surname 'cannings' translates as 'One who licks sheep's testicles' in Serbian!

.cyl0n
23-03-2004, 12:51
ok ok lol

;)

Cannings
23-03-2004, 12:57
bastid lol i was starting to take u serious after the first one and now i'm really upset

.cyl0n
23-03-2004, 12:58
awwwww nuuoo <3

;)

\\Fényx//
23-03-2004, 13:04
cy's the win

HINCH I WANT YOUR BABIES !!!

[E] What the fucks with the tables on this forum hinch O_o look at meh ICQ icon lol:lol: ===========>

.cyl0n
23-03-2004, 13:07
its borked

hinchs gonna fix it later... you`ll play on jup too sexy ? :mrgreen:

btw:

The surname 'fenyx' translates as 'Owner of immorally used anal orifice' in Cantonese!

\\Fényx//
23-03-2004, 13:10
btw:

The surname 'fenyx' translates as 'Owner of immorally used anal orifice' in Cantonese!

The name cylOn translates as 'kiddy fuckin ass suckin moron' in just about every language other then that stupid one used in germany :P

Cannings
23-03-2004, 13:10
cy grrrrrr i'm just persuading fen to make a char there to join our 1337 gang of rebels

.cyl0n
23-03-2004, 13:14
btw:

The surname 'fenyx' translates as 'Owner of immorally used anal orifice' in Cantonese!

The name cylOn translates as 'kiddy fuckin ass suckin moron' in just about every language other then that stupid one used in germany :P

I see that you are fluent in Gibbering Moronese. Unfortunately, I'm not. You generate more waffle than the waffle making machine in a waffle factory. Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor: disconnect your computer from the Internet.

You get even more ridiculous with every word that comes tumbling out your over-used mouth. I understand what you are trying to say, even though you obviously don't. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part; if the chief excitement in your meaningless life wasn't spotting people who are fatter than you are, or if your face wasn't the strongest form of natural contraception available. Who am I kidding? You would.

Now, why don’t you climb onto that Special Needs tricycle of yours with the fourth wheel attached for extra-ensured retard stability and pedal your fat ass down to the sports field and do some “outdoors” stuff for a change. Hell, if you don’t like it, you can always offer to lick-clean the jockstraps.

.cyl0n
23-03-2004, 13:15
zZZZZzzzZZZzzzz

damn work :(

Cannings
23-03-2004, 13:18
meh 2

hinch
23-03-2004, 13:24
is it possiable to get a ban from these forums?

i think we're all just evading the admin's or the mods have fallen asleep or something

btw lo fennub

Cliffraiser
23-03-2004, 14:22
god cy. you either got too much time or youve found some silly random shit webby :lol:

Rince
23-03-2004, 14:23
god cy. you either got too much time or youve found some silly random shit webby :lol:

I can't believe that....


You are nothing more than 3 grams of bottled syphilitic whore spit. Brighten the lives of your long-suffering parents: give yourself a lobotomy with a hammer and chisel, you rectal rim-polishing runt with a patented Twist N' Tuck tongue technique.


:D

.cyl0n
23-03-2004, 14:23
god cy

i agree :D

Cliffraiser
23-03-2004, 14:25
lol :lol:

Cannings
23-03-2004, 14:31
gimme the link rince or i'll give u a mc-slap in game