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Yah well you know how it is with cats, they dont like others leaving markings in their territory...
You don't wanna know how scary it is standing in the bush at night armed with a rifle to protect everyone else sleeping from lions which you can hear prowling around at night.
You don't wanna know how scary it is standing in the bush at night armed with a rifle to protect everyone else sleeping from lions which you can hear prowling around at night.
Tell us about it?
Why don't you tell us all LiL T :mellow:
They make a sound like a grunting sound which is high pitched, I guess they was hunting but you can't see them in the long grass its well scary. We always had 2 men armed with SA80's and a tribesman armed with a spear that knows a bit about the wildlife.
This was in kenya on exercise
LiL T was like this:
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There's videos on youtube of lions killing and eating people that are pretty graphic, its got to be one of the worst ways to be killed tbfh.
Clur and i can certainly think up worse ways...
Clur and i can certainly think up worse ways...
Uh huhhuhuhhuhuhuh!11ONEONEONEONEN!!!1
They make a sound like a grunting sound which is high pitched, I guess they was hunting but you can't see them in the long grass its well scary. We always had 2 men armed with SA80's and a tribesman armed with a spear that knows a bit about the wildlife.
This was in kenya on exercise
And then what happend......
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Nightbrother
10-11-2008, 18:22
I've had lions make jumps at me (through a fence at zoos) and their threat growls, combined with the surprise of it, stun you utterly. It's like being hit in the chest with a stun hammer.
/me stops posting stories too many immature adults...
/me stops posting stories too many immature adults...
concur!
Narcolepsy Jones
10-11-2008, 18:26
I guess you just bring it out in some people/creatures, Nightbrother. The ones I've seen have been perfectly civil.
Kjeldoran
10-11-2008, 18:32
The ones I've seen have been perfectly civil.
Shaking your hand and all that aswell? :)
Narcolepsy Jones
10-11-2008, 18:35
Yup, chatting and joking with me until it was feeding time and he ate some pensioners. Just the British way, I suppose.
Nightbrother
11-11-2008, 12:49
True that, I was trying to rile them, that I admit.
There was a long line of slender trees on the people-side of the fence, and to get their initial interest, I hid behind one, then quickly skipped from tree to tree, away from the lions, to enable their hunting instinct. A couple started running after me as best they could behind a fence. In the end, I came out from behind the last tree and made a silly fast dance towards them. They didn't like that, growled loudly and started towards me. I then almost shat my pants, and despite the double 12-feet electric fence things, I walked away and hid inside a door 100 feet away. :p
Narcolepsy Jones
11-11-2008, 13:02
Motherfucker.
Nightbrother
11-11-2008, 13:07
Omar coming! Omar coming!
*runs away, quite fast*
Narcolepsy Jones
11-11-2008, 13:09
Fair 'nuff.
Would my cat kill me if I was 2ft tall?
it would probably try to play with you, and then claw you do death when you moved...
Why don't you try asking your cat?
they're not that smart :p
besides he'd only blame it on drugs if he actually got a response
As interesting as cats are, they can be a bit psychopathic. If I save a mouse that my cat is torturing, it growls at me and spends at least a couple of hours looking at me like it wants to kill me. I'm going to have to get some pics up of it :p
cats are evil looking with their slanty eyes, u just know they're lookin right into ur soul and thinking evil things
Yah those things are evil i tell you!!
I once had a pretty good conversation with a cat on drugs!
lol talking to animals while high, and being convinced they're talking back or at least understanding you ^_^
but thats it! u never do know, maybe parts of ur mind were more receptive while high and u actually could communicate with animals, imagine the outcry if scientists proved that! lol
but thats it! u never do know, maybe parts of ur mind were more receptive while high and u actually could communicate with animals, imagine the outcry if scientists proved that! lol
Well it helps me communicate with myself better, so why not with animals??? :ninja:
cats are evil looking with their slanty eyes, u just know they're lookin right into ur soul and thinking evil things
Aww, but look how innocent it looks
innocent until it scratches ur eyes out in ur sleep
Hahaha, yeah their like that..
lol, I do actually sometimes find it sleeping on my legs when I wake up. Pretty creepy for the first few seconds.
I hate cats, their too damn intelligent to have as a pet...
They stare at you when your asleep, annoy you to fuck with their meows, and know just about how to do anything in groups or by themselves..
Narcolepsy Jones
11-11-2008, 16:16
No offence giga, but your cat doesn't look like a cat, it looks like a fucking cheeky shit. I see that bastard round my estate, I'm opening fire.
It does have one cattish trait though, which is an affinity for shoes. Why on earth do they do this? Mine used to stand with a paw in each of my shoes or sleep on top of them :/
Nice shoes Giga.
Don't fuck with Boss Orange shoes!!!! :closedeye
Nightbrother
11-11-2008, 16:40
I would probably try to play with you, and then claw you do death when you moved...
Rawr, that's hot.
Come on, you almost said that.
Rawr, that's hot.
Come on, you almost said that.
One letter can make all the difference in the world there huh?
LMAO
I have 3 cats, they are my favourite animal, very evil looking yes and they are very clever even though they don't act it!
One of mine (Felix) jumps onto my bed at night and just stares at me while I sleep, she's been known to paw peoples faces while they sleep to wake them up. She's a very creepy cat and is bitchy, gets very nasty if you try to pick her up but she can be very friendly so long as you don't pick her up. Got a tom cat called Kevin and he is the laziest greediest fat ball of fluff ever and always looks like he is wasted :laugh:. Got another female cat called meg and she's a schizo oO and likes to destroy everything like a dog would.
Nice shoes Giga.
Hey now, sports shoes go around the back normal shoes around the front ;)
No offence giga, but your cat doesn't look like a cat, it looks like a fucking cheeky shit. I see that bastard round my estate, I'm opening fire.
It does have one cattish trait though, which is an affinity for shoes. Why on earth do they do this? Mine used to stand with a paw in each of my shoes or sleep on top of them :/
It's weirder with cardboard boxes, if it sees one it will go sit in it for hours. As for how my cat looks, its a bit unusual because of the weird mane-like fur around it's head.
Cats are fucking awesome!!! They're always doing something stupid.
For example, what the fuck is the purpose of this:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1890149
Narcolepsy Jones
11-11-2008, 18:25
She's simulating firm stroking, I think. I had a cat who loved that sort of thing, always rubbing on wooden panels and radiators etc.. When you tickled her on the jawbone she'd always push against it like she wanted more of the tough love. Same sort of thing as the cat does when stroked at the end of that.
That is what the fuck the purpose of that exercise is.
Thanks for that fucking explanation.
Shit like that makes me sleep better at night, THANKS NISH!
Narcolepsy Jones
11-11-2008, 22:56
You're welcome, guys...
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