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Ok, we have a thread about lesbians hatin' on men, now let's talk about women.
Talk!!!
The last action I had with a woman I totally forgot about until I got the alert the following morning.
Got quite drunk the night before and I was in those few moments where you're just waking up, half asleep and you can't remember anything.
Then as I lifted my fingers to my nose to scratch it, there was this pungent smell of vagina emanating from them. That was the 'ohhhh shit yeah' moment for me.
Narcolepsy Jones
16-11-2008, 05:44
Great story, crazy, I enjoyed that one.
This evening I was getting eyed up by some woman, at first I thought she was like 30, but then I realised it was a girl who was in my year at school.
We didn't have sex. Probably a good thing - I wouldn't have known what to do anyway.
lesbians hating men... lmfao
i am not a lesbian!
bored of thread already, can see where its going, did not read kthx bai
Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 12:04
Let's talk about male lesbians instead, like Eddie Izzard.
lesbians hating men... lmfao
i am not a lesbian!
I saw the picture.
And you even said you never break your morals, so...
Narcolepsy Jones
16-11-2008, 14:34
To be fair, I don't think she's ever said she doesn't go on 48 hour muff-diving binges...
Pixel, rate it from 1 to 10. 10 being very hot
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2085/2079798910_8170ac0a21.jpg
1, has a complexion of a man, or has been severely badly photoshopped
Why don't you dazzle us with your amazing collection of softcore then
http://www.spitsnieuws.nl/archives/images/8645630.jpg
GG NO RE
Why don't you dazzle us with your amazing collection of softcore then
oh u'd like that wouldnt u?
wouldn't want to give u anything else to obsess over :p
Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 18:59
Pixel, post a picture of a bum, not yours, but someone else's. Then tell people it's yours. Imagine the ensuing havoc.
This thread is gonna get bummed...
http://www.herbiceps.com/free/pics/03NatsMidBevDiRenzo/dscf9140.jpg
Look at that peachy arse.
Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 20:52
http://worshipstirregulars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/nigella-lawson.jpg
Narcolepsy Jones
16-11-2008, 20:54
I like Nigella.
I like Jamie Oliver betta!
Narcolepsy Jones
16-11-2008, 21:03
don't be an idiot vamps
Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 21:08
Yeah, that was good the first time. :p
Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 21:45
We need more images of women that are admirable and awesome! Nish, you post one. Go on, sir.
one for the lulz and one for the show :D
oh...and one for /b/ :D
Narcolepsy Jones
16-11-2008, 23:23
http://blog.gameshadow.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/jade_raymond_300_266520g.jpg
Makes games and she's pretty, more or less a wet dream. Although she is not forgiven for Assassins Creed. That was akin to walking in on her sucking off a tramp.
Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 23:34
Nice one, sir. Brown hair and brown eyes kill me. Oh man.
Narcolepsy Jones
16-11-2008, 23:38
Same. Most of my family have that combination, I guess we just like to stick to our own or something.
I think Miss Raymond has green eyes though. Weird light or whatever.
Nightbrother
21-11-2008, 23:37
These two are in my top 5 of most beautiful women, maybe because they're older farts like me:
http://www.ultimopase.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/cate-blanchett.jpg
http://www.eftel.com/~almeath/jc/photos/newer_2000/craig_mcdean2.jpg
hopefully something to account for everyone's taste:
(and yes I know, photoshop, airbrush, blah blah... some are better than others.. etc) ^_^
i may have missed a few... but feel free to add ~
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3764/dianelanekv2.jpghttp://img300.imageshack.us/img300/8835/ashleyjuddxg7.jpg
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9895/charlizetheronhg3.jpghttp://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1953/catherinezetajonesih2.jpghttp://img529.imageshack.us/img529/8959/claireforlanixu6.jpghttp://img224.imageshack.us/img224/996/mirasorvinonz6.jpghttp://img220.imageshack.us/img220/771/nevecampbellmi8.jpghttp://www.marieclaire.co.uk/imageBank/cache/b/Billie-Piper-Big.jpghttp://www.hollywoodcelebrity.info/pictures/ShuQi00.jpghttp://cradle2thegrave.warnerbros.com/html/about/images/kellyhu.jpghttp://www.asiafinest.com/chinese/gif/lucy-liu.jpg
http://www.gii.in/hollywood/images/A/Alizee-Jacotey.jpg
http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/2266/tilt2k7alizee031680x105hc2.jpg
http://th01.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/i/2006/044/a/e/lovely_Alizee_by_Rallymacka.jpg
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/2098/alizee140rvqz1.jpg
Yeah I like brown haired women also, she's really cute.
What about my taste?
surely you must find at least one of them mildly attractive...? ~_~
if not, I stand corrected, something to account for most everyones tastes
what is your taste?
And wtf are people posting pictures? I never said post pictures!!!
man ffs the images are not working wait out.
Done Alizée clearly wins the thread...
http://www.celebritybiography.net/pictures/VinDiesel00.jpghttp://misterlottabody.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/ryanreynolds3.jpg http://www.vibe.com/images/celebs/ti.jpg
They aren't women!!! Make your own thread for them:)
HAha! LiL T you always post that girl..
And wtf are people posting pictures? I never said post pictures!!!
you're a bit of a control freak... aren't you pete? ~_~
Done Alizée clearly wins the thread...
she reminds me a bit of selma hayek
Nightbrother
22-11-2008, 01:02
Ryan Reynolds has illegal abs! Those took a bloody long time to get. Good for him.
Charlize Theron is mindblowingly beautiful in that picture, Caras.
I gotta admit, Alizee is amazing...
HAha! LiL T you always post that girl..
I like her?
Besides clur these men are posting dogs and I can't have that, Alizée pwns them into the ground, shes one of the fittest women on this earth and any man that disagrees is gay.
Ryan Reynolds has illegal abs! Those took a bloody long time to get. Good for him.
Vin Diesel has a much better build tbh
Clur your better than some of the women they posted lol.
Nightbrother
22-11-2008, 01:36
He's larger and not so toned. No matter what, he's a bonehead and a horrible actor, and that factors into it also, for me anyway. ;)
Clur your better than some of the women they posted lol.
Lol that looked nasty, didn't mean it like that though, I meant these women are fucking ugly I would not even be happy talking to them. I don't give a fuck who they are what they do and how much fucking money they have stole from the poor. They don't even look nice I smell their fucking shit a mile off.
So I mean your better :) be cause you're more realistic.
Nightbrother
22-11-2008, 01:50
Errr.... right.....
eer right what?
Your women are air brushed to fuck and disgust me I know alizee don't need too much air brushing because she really is sexy.
So then I compared the other women I don't know with clur who also don't airbrush a fucking thing , i'd throw up if britney spears touched me i'd not be a happy man who the fuck is she?
He's larger and not so toned.
Sure, if you go by the photos. I can almost guarantee that Reynolds dehydrated himself to look make himself look more lean for the photo shoot, seeing as he probably knew that he'd be topless
eer right what?
Your women are air brushed to fuck and disgust me I know alizee don't need too much air brushing because she really is sexy.
So then I compared the other women I don't know with clur who also don't airbrush a fucking thing , i'd throw up if britney spears touched me i'd not be a happy man who the fuck is she?
Are you ok?
Are you ok?
I'm perfectly fine.
WHAT SORT OF STUPID QUESTION WAS THAT?
A normal one which sociable people use to find out if the other person is feeling ok.
That was a stupid question since the information I gave was very stupid.
Nightbrother
22-11-2008, 02:40
Well, if you've seen Cate Blanchett and Jennifer Connelly before, you'd know they look amazing no matter where they are. ;) The reason I like those two are personality as well, especially Cate, despite her being a high class snob. I just chose two pictures where I like what they're wearing as well. People here are just posting pictures of who they like. Obviously those people probably look quite great no matter what.
You can find a bajillion pretty 23-year-olds without personality, bland looks in their eyes. I'm sick of 20-year-olds being displayed for the world to see, when they're one in a trillion of the same kind, if you know what I mean. I had a different opinion 10 years ago, granted, but everything changes as you age, obviously.
Admittedly, your Alizee isn't bland, not at all. She looks great. I don't know her well enough, and haven't followed her enough to justifiably comment on her.
Charlize Theron is mindblowingly beautiful in that picture, Caras.
idd, she's one of my favs =)
Alizée pwns them into the ground, shes one of the fittest women on this earth and any man that disagrees is gay.
She's alright, wouldn't quite put her above all the others I've seen in the thread but that's a matter of personal taste - something you got to respect... or well, call everyone else gay over if it makes you feel better =P.
You can find a bajillion pretty 23-year-olds without personality, bland looks in their eyes. I'm sick of 20-year-olds being displayed for the world to see, when they're one in a trillion of the same kind, if you know what I mean.
true ~_~
idd, she's one of my favs =)
She's alright, wouldn't quite put her above all the others I've seen in the thread but that's a matter of personal taste - something you got to respect... or well, call everyone else gay over if it makes you feel better =P.
true ~_~
Lol I was joking :closedeye
TBH this whole thread makes me wanna puke, bunch of nobs posting pictures and drooling all over the place.
Nightbrother
22-11-2008, 13:46
Then go ahead and puke. Don't stand around whining about it. ;)
lil t hates boobies, he rather have himself a cock.
TBH this whole thread makes me wanna puke, bunch of nobs posting pictures and drooling all over the place.
I think I found you a suitable theme-song LiL T =)
7pNCR3xubgU
If you guys want to jerk off why not just goto a porn site and bash away instead of posting shit here? You think I don't wack off to women? Of coarse I do I just don't feel like posting all this shit all over the place like some sort of male ritual or something....
lil t, it's like you think we're forcing you to read this thread...
You think I'm being forced to read the gay ass music thread that you and pixel have going? No, just stay out of it because it does not interest me at all.
Now lil t, stfu and get the fuck out of my thread you retarded idiot.
p.s. don't tell me ever again that yo masturbate!!!
TBH this whole thread makes me wanna puke, bunch of nobs posting pictures and drooling all over the place.
^_^
Heil!
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg
lil t, it's like you think we're forcing you to read this thread...
You think I'm being forced to read the gay ass music thread that you and pixel have going? No, just stay out of it because it does not interest me at all.
Now lil t, stfu and get the fuck out of my thread you retarded idiot.
p.s. don't tell me ever again that yo masturbate!!!
ROFL I've angered Pete.
This forum needs dr phil and oprah winfrey, lets invite.
You know lil t, sometimes I wonder if you actually knows what's going on around you, in the world. You seem so out of touch with reality, as if you block things out and pretend that they don't exist.
I seriously think that you live in a world you've made up. If I was a friend, I'd recommend you get help, but hey, I'm not, but I'll still recommend it. And as much as you want to think this is a flame or whatever, I actually really mean it.
lol
Admit it Pete you're pissed off.
/edit
Hey the amount of shit you have given me I could not give a flying fuck what you think.
lil t, I was making a serious post.
But as I said, you live in your own world;)
lil t, I was making a serious post.
But as I said, you live in your own world;)
Maybe I do live in my own world, at least its better than your little world, If you catch my drift.
I live in the real world, I'm not afraid of it;)
im afraid of the real world, everybody is so weird
You think I'm being forced to read the gay ass music thread that you and pixel have going? No, just stay out of it because it does not interest me at all.
Your brain might explode if you did :p
Ok Pete I'll stop ruining your thread.
Humans have 5 senses to collect data, all of which go through unconscious parts of our brain which interprets the information before it is passed on to the conscious part. Everything that we think is the real world is just in our minds. In other words, what we perceive to be the real world is subjective.
Nightbrother
22-11-2008, 15:01
Humans have 5 senses to collect data, all of which go through unconscious parts of our brain which interprets the information before it is passed on to the conscious part. Everything that we think is the real world is just in our minds. In other words, what we perceive to be the real world is subjective.
You just won the internet for the rest of the day! Wise words, don't ever forget them. :)
Humans have 5 senses to collect data, all of which go through unconscious parts of our brain which interprets the information before it is passed on to the conscious part. Everything that we think is the real world is just in our minds. In other words, what we perceive to be the real world is subjective.
That is correct Giga though there could be 6 senses, not a definite but there is some evidence.
Humans have 5 senses to collect data, all of which go through unconscious parts of our brain which interprets the information before it is passed on to the conscious part. Everything that we think is the real world is just in our minds. In other words, what we perceive to be the real world is subjective.
Whatever helps you justify the internet as being the 'real world' for you.
Whatever helps you justify the internet as being the 'real world' for you.
So you're saying the internet isn't real?
The internet is real, but theres more out there than just the internet. The internet wouldn't even exist if there were not people out their maintaining it. The internet is used by some people as a vice, to avoid what is actually out their.
The internet is real, but theres more out there than just the internet. The internet wouldn't even exist if there were not people out their maintaining it. The internet is used by people as a vice, to avoid what is actually out their.
No shit...
If you know that, then why think that it's fine to use the internet as a replacement for your own life? You are not born on the internet, you're born out there, with actual people around you... don't be afraid of it!!! experience it!!!
Sure, not everything will go as planned, but not everything online goes your way, as giga had to learn the hard way. He wanted cyber from clur/pixel, but clur used him for her own fun, and then he fucked pixel over, now none will talk to him, and he's now getting depressed by it.
If you know that, then why think that it's fine to use the internet as a replacement for your own life? You are not born on the internet, you're born out there, with actual people around you... don't be afraid of it!!! experience it!!!
Yeah I'm about to go shopping in the real world for some veg and shit so I can make some nice food later yeah?
What are you going to make?
What are you going to make?
I don't know yet lol, I'll think of something as I walk.
im afraid of the real world, everybody is so weird
i would say everyone in the internet world is even more so, i doubt anyone here is as much of a tard in their day to day life as here on the forum =)
I would like to believe that, Caras, but I'm just not convinced...
Nightbrother
22-11-2008, 22:57
I've interviewed and met so many people during my basketball years and subsequent journalist years. I love people. Basically, people are absolutely wonderful. If you try to look for the beauty in others, you're going to find it. I love people!
Even the worst shitbag has beauty in him/her.
nightbrother, if you love people... then why won't you cyber me?
I've asked you in every language I can think of... all the way from polocknese to chinese, but no go:(
Nightbrother
22-11-2008, 23:33
nightbrother, if you love people... then why won't you cyber me?
I've asked you in every language I can think of... all the way from polocknese to chinese, but no go:(
You are not a person, sir! You are not! You scare me, hence no cyber.
I scare you because I challenge what you have believed in your whole life!!!
Just do it!!! It's the last time on my list:(
Nightbrother
22-11-2008, 23:46
I scare you because I challenge what you have believed in your whole life!!!
Just do it!!! It's the last time on my list:(
No it isn't. Don't be silly. There are about 80 other heinous things you could get up to around here, my dear man. Get to work! When the 79 of those are done, then we shall speak again.
Nightbrother
22-11-2008, 23:48
No, but there are still many things to do. You're nowhere near half done.
Some of the things I'm referring to aren't really fit to post about.
dude, the list had only 4 things, 3 of them I had no problem completing(nish seeing me naked, pixel telling me how to masturbate, and clur watching it), now it's your turn. Help me complete the list!!!
Nightbrother
22-11-2008, 23:56
I fear the consequences. I will think upon it, sir. On that you have my word.
Nish never asked to see me naked. Pfft. :(
You better consider it!!! Don't want to pass up a one of a life time offer!!!
Nish has asked you in every post he's replied to you, you're just too stuck up/too tall to have seen it:closedeye
Nightbrother
23-11-2008, 00:01
You better consider it!!! Don't want to pass up a one of a life time offer!!!
Nish has asked you in every post he's replied to you, you're just too stuck up/too tall to have seen it:closedeye
No, he hasn't! You're just trying to make me feel better. It's not working! I even told him I loved him.
I'll consider the offer. I warn you though. I don't think I could cyber well enough to save my life, so prepare for disappointment, sir.
Oh Nish does!!! badly!!!
Just pretend you are a girl named sarah and you want to spank me, you'd do great!!!
You're only 3'2" though, and have to keep it up!!! You won't have any problems with that, will you?
I dont want any "oh sexy, I walk into the room and hit my head on the door frame", k?
Hot chick off mythbusters!
http://kurogane.animeblogger.net/image/misc/kari.png
I bet Tory hits on her all the time while they aren't filming
Nightbrother
23-11-2008, 01:49
http://fhm.dk/gallery/1546/5054
:D
Narcolepsy Jones
23-11-2008, 14:41
Still waiting for those naked pics, Nightslag.
With that yellow monster gloves she's looking like preparing for giving a personal inspection.
definetly. not. hot.
hahaha thats another myth busted then...
http://tanyaferrell.com/images/busted.gif
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