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cRazy
16-11-2008, 18:29
Seeking the following:


Girl for long distance Internet relationship.
Slim.
mid 20's.
Must be dominating so I can't tell you what to do.
Must appreciate being taken care of.
Must enjoy doing puzzles (lounge location preferable).


Message if interested thx.

vampire
16-11-2008, 18:31
martinovington@msn.com for more info and pixx?

cRazy
16-11-2008, 18:34
oh yes tht is my msn for which you can contact me for pix.

oh n don't ask me for cyber cos im not the kinda guy to do tht on a first date LOLO

vampire
16-11-2008, 18:35
CRAIGSLIST TBH!

giga191
16-11-2008, 18:35
Slim.
mid 20's.
Must be dominating so I can't tell you what to do.
Must appreciate being taken care of


Message if interested thx.
As weird as it sounds, that actually sounds like a fairly attractive profile to me. Good job crazy, you can start putting up flyers right away

cRazy
16-11-2008, 18:38
As weird as it sounds, that actually sounds like a fairly attractive profile to me. Good job crazy, you can start putting up flyers right away

You don't find the puzzles attractive? I thought you loved doing that shit.

giga191
16-11-2008, 18:39
If clur wanted to do a puzzle with me I probably would do it. Maybe you're right

Edit:
"You have received a mail from craiglist"

Wow thanks crazy

Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 18:41
You forgot a picture, sir.

cRazy
16-11-2008, 18:42
hahahah is that Giga?

Pete
16-11-2008, 18:43
LIES!3!@$@@#!(*!!!!!!!!4SKJAD!)(@)*!@!

Everyone knows crazy is gay.

crazy... still denying pictures of yourself?

giga191
16-11-2008, 18:44
hahahah is that Giga?
No :dry:

Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 18:46
Own up, Crazy. It's not like you're hideous, really. You almost have more awesome eyebrows than pixel.

cRazy
16-11-2008, 18:47
lol wasn't that other picture supposed to be me too?

Unless it's the same guy, I can't really remember.

Pete
16-11-2008, 18:48
It looks like a unibrow.

denying a picture of yourself is the most pathetic thing you can do.

vampire
16-11-2008, 18:50
http://london.craigslist.co.uk/w4m/916568305.html

TIP!!!!:
http://london.craigslist.co.uk/w4m/916530255.html


http://london.craigslist.co.uk/w4m/913761862.html
http://london.craigslist.co.uk/w4m/912048601.html

Nice looks:
http://london.craigslist.co.uk/w4m/921012678.html

http://london.craigslist.co.uk/w4m/921368785.html

cRazy
16-11-2008, 18:52
Will you faggots stop posting pictures claiming it's me, this thread is about finding me an awesome date.

Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 18:54
The first one is Crazy. I don't know who the ones Vamp posted are.

Pete
16-11-2008, 18:54
crazy, don't get upset, it's just a picture of, at least it's not the one of you kissing a guy.

The one vamp has posted a few times is of crazy, it's from his myspace, I got it before he set it to private.

pixel
16-11-2008, 18:55
LMFAO

ur all gonna die single, why bother trying?

Pete
16-11-2008, 18:56
look who's talking ms. Ihateallguys

pixel
16-11-2008, 18:57
i could fix my 'being single' problem if i wanted to, simply by saying yes to the next guy that asks...

Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 18:58
LMFAO

ur all gonna die single, why bother trying?

I sure hope so. 40 years of marriage or so, and I think I've had enough. I don't know yet, though. It's just grand so far. Being single will be a blessing by then. ;)

pixel
16-11-2008, 18:58
lol nb ur excluded from that statement :p

vampire
16-11-2008, 18:59
I'm already married, her name is X

pixel
16-11-2008, 18:59
lol shit, have you spoken to X any time recently? been years since ive spoken to him... last i heard he was going to be on the gm team for face of mankind...

Pete
16-11-2008, 19:00
That's not exactly a relationship, it's just giving sex to a guy, and afterward, he'll dump you.

pixel
16-11-2008, 19:00
lol no man has ever broken up with me, ever... i've always done the dumping ty

Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 19:01
lol nb ur excluded from that statement :p

Bah, I never get to be part of the popular group. :o

pixel
16-11-2008, 19:01
popular? u must be thinking of a different group :p

vampire
16-11-2008, 19:01
ahahahaha wat the fuck, no i was on the fomk gm team briefly, but i cba with that game for more than 5 seconds...

pixel
16-11-2008, 19:02
i never played it, did apply to be a gm but didn't it get cancelled after their servers got ddos'd just beta?

vampire
16-11-2008, 19:03
Who do you think ordered the strike?

Pete
16-11-2008, 19:03
lol no man has ever broken up with me, ever... i've always done the dumping ty

Ok, so they kept you for sex. You apparently hate men because they've done something to you, probably cheated on you.

Is there really a different between being single and being with someone you don't like?

pixel
16-11-2008, 19:04
lmfao, vamps stop acting like u own the internet :p

vampire
16-11-2008, 19:04
I own part of it... Lawl

Pete
16-11-2008, 19:05
This thread is getting off topic.

pixel
16-11-2008, 19:05
Ok, so they kept you for sex. You apparently hate men because they've done something to you, probably cheated on you.

Is there really a different between being single and being with someone you don't like?

actually most of the time its because they wouldn't stop watching porn/untasteful things or just generally doing things against my morals...

i always give every guy the opportunity to prove he isn't a cock, most of them screw it up though

pixel
16-11-2008, 19:06
This thread is getting off topic.

yes it is, and its ur fault for derailing it...

now stay on topic! giga needs a cyber-girlfriend... surely some of u guys have some camwhores on ur msn, gogogo

vampire
16-11-2008, 19:06
He's not getting mine tbh!

Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 19:06
Ok, so they kept you for sex. You apparently hate men because they've done something to you, probably cheated on you.

Is there really a different between being single and being with someone you don't like?

Pete, you'd do much better, if you remembered what people had actually written in their posts. :D

Being single = Going on the prowl and feeling great about it.
Being with someone you don't like = Going on the prowl with guilt and being an asshole for not breaking up first.

Pete
16-11-2008, 19:07
yes it is, and its ur fault for derailing it...

And being a mod, it's your job to put it back on track, not derail it even more:closedeye

Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 19:07
No, it's Crazy who needs one in this thread, not giga.

Go Crazy go! That seriously is his picture, also.

pixel
16-11-2008, 19:08
ah but if i put it back on track i'd have got flamed for overmodding by the 'we dont want to be moderated' group of people. and as such, i let it slide slightly off topic provided it stayed clean - which it did!

vampire
16-11-2008, 19:09
De-cleaning the topic is easier than getting the threadstarter to ask for it in a pm or something... choices, choices!

Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 19:09
Overmod and screw the consequences, I say. People who can't behave, don't deserve leniency! Go nuts, miss. You have the right, and I think you should. It would do quite a bit of good.

pixel
16-11-2008, 19:11
lol im not the wicked witch of the rest :p

in this section; provided it doesn't get offensive im not fussed, in working hours, as long as its marked as disgusting i dont care :p

Pete
16-11-2008, 19:12
if crazy or giga want cyber sex, they should go into an aol/msn chatroom or something.

Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 19:12
Bah! Trying to persuade a mod to be more nazi. Never thought I'd see the day. :p

If people have anything they want to say or do, they have afterhours. Here you should be evil and you'll grow to love it! Yes, love it!

pixel
16-11-2008, 19:14
im not nasty by nature nb :p

Micky
16-11-2008, 19:14
Lol its all gonna end up in tears in this forum I can see it coming.

Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 19:17
im not nasty by nature nb :p

Hmf!

cRazy
16-11-2008, 19:18
There's MSN for this kind of useless talk you bunch of homos.

pixel
16-11-2008, 19:19
anyway imma go cook a pasta bake or something

bbl!

Pete
16-11-2008, 19:20
crazy, sign up on match.com or something.

You can use this picture of you as your profile picture:

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4607/lad7ce48e6c1f356a8ffe10gi9.jpg

Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 19:23
lol I thought you were joking with that picture at first, sir Pete.

Look, a friend of ClUR's:

Pete
16-11-2008, 19:25
Yea, most people did nb. I don't know why he wanted to deny the picture. But he did, and now people actually know it's him... he just made it worse by denying it.

Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 19:31
We're a bit mean, but if he just said 'Yeah, that's me, no worries. Silly pictures, eh?' it wouldn't be fun. Taking the piss out of yourself is the greatest way to ensure that other people won't.

ClUR
16-11-2008, 20:27
lol I thought you were joking with that picture at first, sir Pete.

Look, a friend of ClUR's:


Wtf?

vampire
16-11-2008, 20:28
Thats not Clur's bebo you fagcake!!

ClUR
16-11-2008, 20:29
I dont have Bebo, i have Facebook.

vampire
16-11-2008, 20:33
You used to have a bebo, or was that someone else?

ClUR
16-11-2008, 20:41
I'm sure we've had this convo Vamp?

Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 20:47
Thats not Clur's bebo you fagcake!!

What is a fag-cake? A smokey-cake? That's disgusting, sir! Apparently, it's someone who didn't own himself, like you did. :D

Muhaha! Hamuuu!

vampire
16-11-2008, 20:50
What is a fag-cake? A smokey-cake? That's disgusting, sir! Apparently, it's someone who didn't own himself, like you did. :D

Muhaha! Hamuuu!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fagcake

LEARN2GOOGLE

pixel
16-11-2008, 21:11
oO

Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 21:16
But since you were wrong, you are now the fagcake? Nah, I don't think you're a fagcake, just a bit strange, Vamp. Yes, a bit.

vampire
16-11-2008, 22:08
But since you were wrong, you are now the fagcake? Nah, I don't think you're a fagcake, just a bit strange, Vamp. Yes, a bit.

Ok, in what way did i "own myself"

Seriously, you say the word doesn't exist, or whatever your trying to make clear in your limited way of saying things, then i link you to the corresponding page on "urbandictionary", clearly showing that i was rite calling you so..

Then in a whole new twist you come back by saying that "i'm the fagcake cause i'm wrong"


Fucking high on Faxe Kondi or something Viking boi?

Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 22:16
You said 'That's not ClUR's bebo, fagcake'. I knew it wasn't, and later you found out she doesn't have bebo. Ergo, you were wrong. What don't you understand, sir?

Yes, I probably am high on Faxe Kondi. Yummy.

vampire
16-11-2008, 22:17
You said 'That's not ClUR's bebo, fagcake'. I knew it wasn't, and later you found out she doesn't have bebo. Ergo, you were wrong. What don't you understand, sir?

Yes, I probably am high on Faxe Kondi. Yummy.

She has one it's just not made by her, which she didnt really like finding out a while back?

Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 22:19
Why did it have to be her bebo I posted a friend from? Your reaction isn't proportionate to what happened, nor does it really make sense.

vampire
16-11-2008, 22:20
It was a joke you clearly didn't get, see as she didn't know where the hell you got the idea from she had Crazy on facebook.... Whats to frickin hard to understand there?

Nightbrother
16-11-2008, 22:22
Haha, there's something someone is not telling you, sir.

Good evening. ;)

vampire
16-11-2008, 22:23
Haha, there's something someone is not telling you, sir.

Good evening. ;)

Waht the fuck!!!!

YOU LOSE!!

pixel
16-11-2008, 23:47
lol nb

Extirpator
17-11-2008, 02:21
try this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1INsOSslQc

y1INsOSslQc

giga191
17-11-2008, 02:38
Funny coincidence, a really nice girl who used to live on corridor at Uni just started talking to me on MSN this evening even though I haven't seen her since I left. No retracted claws either, just a shy person like me :)

cRazy
17-11-2008, 03:26
Funny coincidence, a really nice girl who used to live on corridor at Uni just started talking to me on MSN this evening even though I haven't seen her since I left. No retracted claws either, just a shy person like me :)

Why don't you see if she wants to come over and do a puzzle in your lounge.

Narcolepsy Jones
17-11-2008, 04:42
pics or it didn't happen

pixel
17-11-2008, 10:30
well giga, dont turn this one into a man hating little bitch with ur back stabbing emo shit then :p

think of it as a second chance!

cRazy
17-11-2008, 12:51
Get em telt love.

giga191
17-11-2008, 13:01
pics or it didn't happen
If I post a picture, then it's going to come back and bite me in the ass someday. She's pretty, long dark hair and she's very much into personal fitness ;)

well giga, dont turn this one into a man hating little bitch with ur back stabbing emo shit then :p

think of it as a second chance!
There was never a first chance, I said that there wasn't when I first told you that I liked you.

And I did not turn you into a man hating little bitch, this was a feat accomplished by other people. If you weren't 10 times as emo as me, then you wouldn't even have seen what I did as a back-stab.

Case solved

http://www.liquidmatrix.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/detective.jpg

pixel
17-11-2008, 13:04
lol ^_^

cRazy
17-11-2008, 13:34
I'm sort of tempted to send this personal fitness girl a message warning her that you'll probably shred her underwear, smear shit on her windows then kill yourself if she flirts with another guy.

pixel
17-11-2008, 13:37
ok ok come on, i know im the main culprit, but no more giga bashing, at least for a week... give the poor guy a break :)

Pete
17-11-2008, 16:11
ok ok come on, i know im the main culprit, but no more giga bashing, at least for a week... give the poor guy a break :)

Where would the fun be in that?

pixel
17-11-2008, 16:12
hi pete :p

Pete
17-11-2008, 16:15
hello?

pixel
17-11-2008, 16:16
thanks for joining the party. early morning for u isnt it?

Pete
17-11-2008, 16:21
9:20 am

pixel
17-11-2008, 16:30
damn, lol, s'like half 4 in the afternoon here ;(

Nightbrother
17-11-2008, 16:50
OMG welcome to Time Zone.... the crazy world where the time changes depending on where you are..... it's crazy.... it's insane.... watch out for...

The Time Zooooone!


I'm sorry, just ignore me. I'm in fighting mood today. :p

Pete
17-11-2008, 16:53
Who were you trying to pick a fight with, with that post, nigtbrother?

pixel
17-11-2008, 16:54
im not, hence my diffusion of a potentially hostile situation with single off topic one liners :p

Pete
17-11-2008, 16:56
You diffused nothing. Second giga posts, it'll all on.

pixel
17-11-2008, 17:00
^_^ chillax pete, high blood pressure before lunch will kill u early

Pete
17-11-2008, 17:04
What do you think that cocaine is doing to your blood pressure?

pixel
17-11-2008, 17:19
nothing that living in this world full of men doing sickening things to people doesn't

vampire
17-11-2008, 17:24
nothing that living in this world full of men doing sickening things to people doesn't

Females are just as bad? Their just better at hiding it?

hinch
17-11-2008, 17:26
nothing that living in this world full of men doing sickening things to people doesn't


yes because women don't do sickening stuff too

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/7727104.stm

pixel
17-11-2008, 17:27
and at no point have i ever pretended its only one way :o

vampire
17-11-2008, 17:30
Well then why the constant emphasising on "evil men", rather see that its people from any gender/color/race/etc doing horrible sick things all the time...

pixel
17-11-2008, 17:32
men are the primary culprits :p

vampire
17-11-2008, 17:37
Didn't ever say we weren't :p

Nightbrother
17-11-2008, 17:37
Of course men are bigger idiots and waste of space in general, our current level of accepted morality taken into question. Throughout time, men have fought wars, have needed to fight rivals, to be violent, to kill, to portray their testosterone. Women have not. Throughout time, women have always had a roles that were astoundingly less violent and moronic. That's just the way it is.

Of course you can find numerous examples of women doing horrible deeds, but look at crime in general, look are murderers, look at practically any criminal statistic you feel like, and they tell their tale. We're wired for idiocy.

hinch
17-11-2008, 17:40
you can't use wars as examples of male stupidity since with the exception of perhaps 4 recent ones all wars are over religion

pixel
17-11-2008, 17:41
you can't use wars as examples of male stupidity since with the exception of perhaps 4 recent ones all wars are over religion

with the exception of the recent ones, women didn't even have the right to fight alongside the men...

hinch
17-11-2008, 17:51
with the exception of the recent ones, women didn't even have the right to fight alongside the men...

but when you trace back the religeous underpinnings of it all you find out that women have been pivitol in destroying cultures and free will for centuries.

pixel
17-11-2008, 17:55
yeah, which is why u dont see me walking around going 'women should rule the world'... :)

Nightbrother
17-11-2008, 17:56
But who most often decides (and have done so throughout time) that religion is/was important enough to kill each other over?

vampire
17-11-2008, 17:57
It's either money, power, religion, or women that make people kill eachother...

hinch
17-11-2008, 17:58
i don't think anyone's ever actually made that decision NB i think its always been a baited reaction in the past

Micky
17-11-2008, 17:58
Male or female it makes no difference, there are idiots in this world both men and women.

Micky
17-11-2008, 17:59
MOxEa4mkPik

Nightbrother
17-11-2008, 18:02
Blame Fred Phelps for that nutcase, LiL T. :p

No one ever decided to go to war over religion in the past? Please give me your version of what 'decide' means? ;) Baited reaction? Men baited other men, causing some more men to kill the aforementioned men, yes?

vampire
17-11-2008, 18:04
That continuous grin is just the most sickening of all, id so wanna hit that with a good baseball bat to up the grin level.

Micky
17-11-2008, 18:16
I agree there are more male criminals than female criminals but not all men meaning the vast majority of them are neither wicked, cruel, selfish or evil. Most men I've known whether at work, family members, friends or even back at school have been good people. But nobody's perfect in this world, everyone has their ups and downs through life, everyone's done something stupid to hurt someone.

Its just some people out there are utterly horrible, they feel no remorse for bad things they have done and they never learn, learning to accept one and other is what life's really all about.

giga191
17-11-2008, 19:14
I'm sort of tempted to send this personal fitness girl a message warning her that you'll probably shred her underwear, smear shit on her windows then kill yourself if she flirts with another guy.
Good luck getting that across, I used to live just a few rooms down the corridor from her so she knows me fairly well.

cRazy
17-11-2008, 19:24
Good luck getting that across, I used to live just a few rooms down the corridor from her so she knows me fairly well.

I'm sure Pixel 'knew you fairly well' until you turned psycho on the interwebs.

giga191
17-11-2008, 19:35
I'm sure Pixel 'knew you fairly well'
No, which is why I got angry when assumptions were made

ok ok come on, i know im the main culprit,
Wait... what?

pixel
17-11-2008, 20:09
yeah that's right, i said stop the giga bashing

vampire
17-11-2008, 20:10
Have mercy on the forum Leper tbh...

giga191
17-11-2008, 20:45
Have mercy on the forum Leper tbh...
You're pretty quick to turn on people vamp

vampire
17-11-2008, 20:47
You're pretty quick to turn on people vamp

"I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!"

giga191
17-11-2008, 20:55
"I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!"
What have I done to you?

pixel
17-11-2008, 20:58
u know vamps, what HAS he done to u?

[edit] lol i suddenly get "janet jackson - what have u done for me lately" pop into my head

oooooooooh ya! :p

vampire
17-11-2008, 21:00
You laid flames into me!! After warning! And gave me negative rep!

giga191
17-11-2008, 21:01
He knows exactly what I mean

pixel
17-11-2008, 21:01
that was nightbrother :p

vampire
17-11-2008, 21:04
receipe for peanut... (http://www.furious-angels.co.uk/showthread.php?p=214776#post214776) 16-11-2008 16:04 giga191 (http://www.furious-angels.co.uk/member.php?u=670) NIGGER PLZ!
TBH

pixel
17-11-2008, 21:05
lollercoptors

giga191
17-11-2008, 21:08
lol

Pete
18-11-2008, 05:53
giga, you tell her you want to cyber with her yet?




And for you asses out there, I know there is no girl, but can't I humor him?:(

pixel
18-11-2008, 07:48
lol

Phali
18-11-2008, 08:55
if crazy can get laid, everyone can get laid.

as for the pixel matter, gief screenshotz.

Micky
18-11-2008, 09:00
if crazy can get laid, everyone can get laid.

as for the pixel matter, gief screenshotz.

You sound like a fucking kid...

Pete
18-11-2008, 09:02
if crazy can get laid, everyone can get laid.

as for the pixel matter, gief screenshotz.

crazy has gotten laid... by a guy, look for the pick on the fourm if you are interested.

Phali
18-11-2008, 10:20
im not interested really :p

im still baffled by the fact than anyone can survive long enough with crazy to actually feel pleasure.

pixel
18-11-2008, 10:26
im still baffled by the fact than anyone can survive long enough with crazy to actually feel pleasure.

harsh.

Pete
18-11-2008, 10:29
crazy is gay

know what is more gay? not answering a question.

pixel
18-11-2008, 10:32
do u know what is more gay than that? pm's spilling out into public.

Pete
18-11-2008, 10:34
OMG lol, you really want to do it? Because I'm all for it. Want me to start?

pixel
18-11-2008, 10:35
if u feel brave enough to invoke my wrath then go for it.

Pete
18-11-2008, 10:40
lol, your wrath, you gonna make me watch carebear episodes?

You start, according to you everyone on this forum has seen everything you've said to me, so what's the point of me reposting it?

pixel
18-11-2008, 10:45
im not starting anything, i do not discuss things i talk about in pm to ANYBODY unless they do first...

Pete
18-11-2008, 10:46
As I said, according to you, everyone already knows everything you've said to me, so start!!!!

pixel
18-11-2008, 10:47
circles, going around and around...

Pete
18-11-2008, 10:48
Not really?oO

Read what you said and read what I said... it's your turn!!!

pixel
18-11-2008, 10:53
i still do not understand what ur talking about 'according to me'... i haven't said anything, all ur doing is stating the fact that most of the people on this board are capable of reading and as such all of the banter between you and i has been comprehended by the people on the board. that's like saying 'the earth is round' or 'the sun sets in the west'... stating the obvious cannot be justified as 'something i said'...

now whatever, stay on topic, we're meant to be finding somebody a date or something

Pete
18-11-2008, 10:56
pixel, just shut up and post all my pm's to you.

Who here wants to see them?!?!?!?!

pixel
18-11-2008, 10:57
like fuck, lol... pm's are private. sorry if u are unable to comprehend that

Pete
18-11-2008, 10:59
As the forum asshole, I think my pm's should be public to anyone...

pixel
18-11-2008, 11:00
sigh

Pete
18-11-2008, 11:02
no need to tell anyone that... everyone already knows

Still doesn't change the fact that I think my pm's should be made public.

Nightbrother
18-11-2008, 11:07
no need to tell anyone that... everyone already knows

Still doesn't change the fact that I think my pm's should be made public.

You think whatever you need to think to get attention, sir. I think that's about it. ;)

Pete
18-11-2008, 11:08
You think whatever you need to think to get attention, sir. I think that's about it. ;)

You have a wife, wtf.

Just so you know, i've had a few people talk to me, and question your... well you know what I'm referring to...

Nightbrother
18-11-2008, 11:11
I don't really, no. I think you're imagining things pretty hard, my good man. What are the people that have talked to you saying then?

You've turned back into an asshole. Since when did I not beat on you when you were an asshole? It was a good 3-4 weeks with you being a bit more normal. Silly and naïve of me to think you'd keep that up. ;)

Pete
18-11-2008, 11:12
I know Nightbrother. That's exactly what I told them

Nightbrother
18-11-2008, 11:14
So what changed to make you become a bitter man again?

Pete
18-11-2008, 11:19
What changed to make me not that? Ask you that.

Nightbrother
18-11-2008, 11:21
I don't know. You keep most things to yourself, and I have little idea why you do as you do.

Phali
18-11-2008, 11:22
Are you hating me again aswell? :p

Pete
18-11-2008, 11:23
I'm sorry nightbrother, I never thought about your feelings. I just like women... can you forgive me?

Nightbrother
18-11-2008, 11:24
That wasn't about my feelings. That was just an observation. You put feelings into everything. Anyway, have a nice day, I see where you're trying to go from here, and you're going to have to find another victim, sorry. ;)

Pete
18-11-2008, 11:26
Don't ask gay questions then<3

Nightbrother
18-11-2008, 11:31
So it's my fault you're trolling? I'm sorry, I should have known better.

pixel
18-11-2008, 11:33
pete = troller, its what he does

Pete
18-11-2008, 11:34
So it's my fault you're trolling? I'm sorry, I should have known better.

Never thought about it before, but now that I think about it. Yes, you are responsible for it.

Micky
18-11-2008, 12:04
STFU...

Pete
18-11-2008, 12:07
Take your pills today lil t?

pixel
18-11-2008, 12:50
now now pete, find it in ur heart to make a kind post :p

just one, to prove u can do it :p

giga191
18-11-2008, 12:51
giga, you tell her you want to cyber with her yet?




And for you asses out there, I know there is no girl, but can't I humor him?:(
There is a girl, I thought you'd know by now that I don't lie about these kind of things, but as Pixel has taught me, it's not nice to give out details of conversations, even if it might make me feel better to tell other people

pixel
18-11-2008, 12:53
There is a girl, I thought you'd know by now that I don't lie about these kind of things, but as Pixel has taught me, it's not nice to give out details of conversations, even if it might make me feel better to tell other people

another man converted to the ways of the righteous... :)

congratulations giga

Narcolepsy Jones
18-11-2008, 12:53
If Nightbrother is a homoseckshul, then I have one question for him.

Do you actually like me for who I am?

Nightbrother
18-11-2008, 12:56
Yes!

Narcolepsy Jones
18-11-2008, 12:56
OK cool. I love you too, man, just not in the Greek way, and I hope this won't come between us.

pixel
18-11-2008, 13:10
lol

.cyl0n
18-11-2008, 14:01
what the fuck?

giga191
18-11-2008, 14:14
Hop in, we'll explain on the way

CrbKn5boVPA

Pete
18-11-2008, 17:25
another man converted to the ways of the righteous... :)

congratulations giga

oh pixel... you think you're righteous?

Still waiting on those pm's, I said it's alright, so that means you can post them.

pixel
18-11-2008, 17:32
not my style, we've discussed this

Pete
18-11-2008, 17:58
But I said you can... actually, I want you to!!!

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:01
whatever pete.

Pete
18-11-2008, 18:03
What happened to the "if u feel brave enough to invoke my wrath then go for it." pixel?

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:03
uve hardly invoked my wrath, im not going to pms all over u demanding i paste pm's...

Pete
18-11-2008, 18:05
You and I both know you don't have a 'wrath"...

And they're my pm's, wtf is the problem?

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:06
LOL

ok...

ClUR
18-11-2008, 18:06
Whats a wrath? Sounds like a word for penis!

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:07
clur u serious?

ClUR
18-11-2008, 18:07
Yes I'm SERIAL!

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:09
wrath;

1. strong, stern, or fierce anger; deeply resentful indignation; ire.
2. vengeance or punishment as the consequence of anger.

Narcolepsy Jones
18-11-2008, 18:10
Note the correct pronunciation for Brits of 'roth', and it is a slightly fancy word for anger (but implies more control than, say, fury).

I am not gay.

Edit: oh, pixel, DO fuck off making me look like a bellend.

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:11
lol why am i making u look like a bellend?

Narcolepsy Jones
18-11-2008, 18:12
Well you obviously pasted that from a dictionary, which is quicker than what I did and possibly more accurate. That said, you didn't tell us how to pronounce it, so on balance I win, gg.

ClUR
18-11-2008, 18:13
Still sounds like a penis! So when you going to let Pete "envoke your WRATH??"

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:14
i duno if he keeps purposely trying to wind me up, and outside factors already have me in a bad mood...

Pete
18-11-2008, 18:16
What does your 'wrath' look like?

ClUR
18-11-2008, 18:18
Is it big?

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:18
http://philip9876.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/nuclear-explosion.jpg

Narcolepsy Jones
18-11-2008, 18:19
You want to get that looked at.

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:20
i know, i causes quite a lot of damage when i goes off.

Pete
18-11-2008, 18:20
http://philip9876.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/nuclear-explosion.jpg

You should see mine...

Narcolepsy Jones
18-11-2008, 18:21
Your bottom looks really fat in that picture by the way.

giga191
18-11-2008, 18:22
lol

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:23
OMGRLY????

tnx nish, i really appreciate ur honesty... ive been meaning to goto the gym but i guess ill eat less and do more coke in the interim

Pete
18-11-2008, 18:29
Drugs seem nice now, but give it 5 or so more years and you'll look like this:

http://crackwhoreconfessions.com/images/crystal_hood_rat.jpg

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:31
LMFAO...

5 more years n i will probably be dead and burried :p

giga191
18-11-2008, 18:32
Eating less is for anorexic people, you should see how much food I can get through in a day without gaining any fat

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:36
my metabolism is fucked though, if i eat loads and loads ill need more drugs to kick start my metabolism :p

Pete
18-11-2008, 18:37
You don't need drugs for anything... it's all in your head.

ClUR
18-11-2008, 18:38
http://philip9876.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/nuclear-explosion.jpg

Looks inflamed! Is it sore?

giga191
18-11-2008, 18:38
my metabolism is fucked though, if i eat loads and loads ill need more drugs to kick start my metabolism :p
Just come to Oxford then, I'll have you in tip top condition and drug free in no time :laugh:

Narcolepsy Jones
18-11-2008, 18:39
I need drugs... only payment my workers will accept.

ClUR
18-11-2008, 18:41
Just come to Oxford then, I'll have you in tip top condition and drug free in no time :laugh:


Idiot, she's a junkie you can't get junkies in shape she probably cant run up the stairs without coughing up mounds of phlem! No offence Pixel.

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:44
uhm, actually, im quite capable of dancing for a full 14 hours without being out of breath ty :p

i do not smoke cigarettes frequently, and marijuana has very few negative effects on lung capacity...

vampire
18-11-2008, 18:44
Does hiding in refrigerators help against that?

ClUR
18-11-2008, 18:45
Yeah so can anyone on coke, and wizz, and pills etc etc.

vampire
18-11-2008, 18:46
Yeah so can anyone on coke, and wizz, and pills etc etc.

Whats wizz?

ClUR
18-11-2008, 18:47
Speed

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:48
all forms of ampethamines are called 'whizz'... this includes speed and the more pure version (base)

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:48
Yeah so can anyone on coke, and wizz, and pills etc etc.

of which none of these would cause me to cough up phlegm:p

vampire
18-11-2008, 18:49
Those are pretty good for dancin all night ye lol.

giga191
18-11-2008, 18:50
I'm sure you're very cute just the way you are.

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:50
but as essentially doing any physical activity regardless of how high i am is going to improve my overall fitness, i would say im reasonably fit :p

ClUR
18-11-2008, 18:50
No but weed does, and you smoke a lot so you probably sound worse than my grandma when you wake up in a morning. =(

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:51
i do not smoke cigarettes frequently, and marijuana has very few negative effects on lung capacity...

weed causes non of the effects that smoking cigarettes causes :p

Narcolepsy Jones
18-11-2008, 18:51
I once coughed up phlegm on a girl's hair.

I was going to trip her over as well, but she was already crying by that point.

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:51
wtf :o

vampire
18-11-2008, 18:52
I once coughed up phlegm on a girl's hair.

I was going to trip her over as well, but she was already crying by that point.

Your an absolute pro!

ClUR
18-11-2008, 18:52
But it explains why your so paranoid =)

vampire
18-11-2008, 18:53
Weed doesn't make you paranoid at all lol wtf.

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:53
But it explains why your so paranoid =)

stfu vamps, clur - i will agree with u on this one :p

ClUR
18-11-2008, 18:54
Vamp shutup!

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:54
see now u got both of us telling u to shush :p

Narcolepsy Jones
18-11-2008, 18:56
Yeah, shut the fuck up Vampire222 you penishead.

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:56
lmfao

ClUR
18-11-2008, 18:57
Yeah, you should keep him on a tighter leash!
He's like a chiwawa yapping around your feet! :laugh:

vampire
18-11-2008, 18:57
Wtf is this for a fuckin verbal gangbang?

Narcolepsy Jones
18-11-2008, 18:57
Oh and weed does exactly what smoking does, seeing as it's usually smoked with tobacco... although I imagine cheapskates like Vamp probably mix it with charcoal or something.

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:57
hahahaha, i really dont understand :(

Narcolepsy Jones
18-11-2008, 18:58
What don't you understand?

vampire
18-11-2008, 18:58
Oh and weed does exactly what smoking does, seeing as it's usually smoked with tobacco... although I imagine cheapskates like Vamp probably mix it with charcoal or something.

The charcoal enables me to stay sane!

giga191
18-11-2008, 18:59
Might as well go along with it...

And he has a gay scarf, wtf is up with that?

Narcolepsy Jones
18-11-2008, 18:59
Fine Vamp, but if I see you in my garden fucking about with my barbeque, you're going down.

pixel
18-11-2008, 18:59
Oh and weed does exactly what smoking does, seeing as it's usually smoked with tobacco... although I imagine cheapskates like Vamp probably mix it with charcoal or something.

uhm, u english or something?

only the brits mix weed with tobacco :p

the rest of us have class

Pete
18-11-2008, 18:59
vamp and giga are pixel's bitch. pixel is my bitch, so that makes them my bitch.

My current bitches:

pixel
vamp
giga
clur
nish
nightbrother
hinch
lil t
other people I can't remember

vampire
18-11-2008, 18:59
Your bbq is done for Nish!! Watch your back!

pixel
18-11-2008, 19:00
LOL

i will never be ur bitch pete

Pete
18-11-2008, 19:00
I've never heard of mixing weed with tobaccooO

wtf is the point of that?

pixel
18-11-2008, 19:00
hometime now! have fun without me, which no doubt u will do

giga191
18-11-2008, 19:01
vamp and giga are pixel's bitch
lol at least I've been less creepy about it, it's the quiet ones you should worry about ^^