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pixel
18-11-2008, 11:36
Acer = Hyundai

Hyundai started off importing inexpensive cars of relatively low quality, but over time improved their cars and started increasing market share to become a significant player in the market. Acer has largely done the same.

Apple = Volvo

Volvo is a premium niche brand that has a loyal following. Customers of both companies feel that their chosen product is the best and offers superior safety and protection compared to the competition.

Dell = Ford

Ford is the maker of the common run-of-the-mill car. They’re the second-largest U.S. car company. Like Dell, Ford makes large quantities of not overly exciting machines with a reputation of questionable quality. Ford also has a performance sub-brand called the Mustang, which would be the equivalent to Dell’s AlienWare brand.

Gateway = Chrysler

Gateway was the third major U.S. computer company for a long time and was much smaller and more focused on a certain market segment than the other majors. Like Chrysler, it ran into financial problems and had to merge with another company (even though Chrysler is now independent). Like Chrysler, Gateway used fancy packaging (cow boxes) to hide products of questionable quality.

HP = GM (1930s)

GM of the 1930s didn’t dominate the industry the way they did in the 50s and 60s and didn’t have the financial problems of today. It did, however, scarf up a lot of competitors, was a significant leader in the industry, and put itself in the position to dominate in the future. HP has done the same thing in recent years.

Lenovo = Toyota

Toyota’s the up-and-coming import brand that is the standard for car quality and innovation in the market. It’s quickly growing to become the world leader in cars, but as it’s grown, traditional quality has become an issue.

Toshiba = Subaru

Subaru has long been a small car company that’s struggled in the marketplace in general and has been unable to escape the small four-wheel-drive car market. Likewise Toshiba’s been basically trapped as a laptop vendor in this country.

ZoneseeK
18-11-2008, 16:49
im amused by this

vampire
18-11-2008, 17:34
And Apple/Sony?

pixel
18-11-2008, 17:34
i dont know, make ur own comparisons heh

vampire
18-11-2008, 17:35
Techrepublic ftl.

Kayne
18-11-2008, 19:31
any pre-packaged computer such as dell or gateway = Kia

only retards would buy a Kia

Pete
18-11-2008, 19:36
Does gateway even still exist? I've not seen any commercials for them

Poor people buy kia's...

Dells are not that bad for business computers. I've never had problems with their computers, only with their business sales representatives, or whatever they're called(taking over a month to get them to put in a order is really fucking annoying).

vampire
18-11-2008, 19:46
Gateways, i used to want one badly for the cow boxes ffs... Their not dead just not advertising or sold anywhere...
http://www.gateway.com/

pixel
19-11-2008, 00:50
just coz the website stilll exists doesnt prove anything... hard facts plz

Phali
19-11-2008, 08:24
HP - Lada

If youre lucky enough to make it run, don't expect it to last.

Phali
19-11-2008, 08:28
Acer - Veteran AmCars

They look the best, they run the best, and are simply made of win. However, once it breaks, you're screwed.