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Some slim jeans, black plimsolls, dark red tartan shirt and a space invaders belt.
I got sweats on with completely red boxers on underneath... wearing a dark blue t-shirt, and wearing a gray/bluish nike hat on.
I can take the hat off if you want?
This is already creeping me the fuck out Pete.
well its dress down day today, so i've got a baby blue tshirt with 'who has the weed?' written on the front - with a pencil line outline of a leaf behind it, and blue jeans, and black runners... my hair is in a scrunchie
hinch would say "*goes to get his wizard hat and cloak*"
I'll take off my cloak if you take of something too okay?????
i shall take off my shoes
I was really hoping that vamp would of stayed out of this thread:(
vamp, if you want to gay up threads that pixel makes, fine!!! but stay the fuck out of mine!!!
I was really hoping that vamp would of stayed out of this thread:(
vamp, if you want to gay up threads that pixel makes, fine!!! but stay the fuck out of mine!!!
Wow faget, make them on another forum then. You sound like a fucking dictator.
vamp, I'm serious, stay the fuck out, I don't want your obsession fucking up my threads...
Post for just posting because you want to, but not because you want pixel's attention.
vamp, I'm serious, stay the fuck out, I don't want your obsession fucking up my threads...
Aww, getting pissy now cause i ruined your cybersex adventure?
http://www.voidspace.org.uk/gallery/silly/big_cup_of_STFU.jpg
no, i'm pissed because you had to post and fucked up a thread that could of been interesting.
go talk to the love of your life on msn or some fucking where else, but leave it out of this forum?
Jesus you two, get a fucking room. Pete you're obsessed with Vamps...
Long green khaki shorts and a t-shirt. Ready to go pump some iron :p
oh ya, take off the shorts :p
I'm obsessed with pointing out his stupid obsession.
If vamp stops his obsession, I'll stop mine, so it'll be like killing two birds with one stone:closedeye
OMG? You kill women with stones???? Now I'm totally turned off.
pixel, shut up.
I'm annoyed that vamp posted in here with his obsession, I should of known better, but me + lots of beer and wine = thread without thinking about who actually post on this forum:(
I'm not taking anything off now.
but pete! i wanna see ur red boxers
I know you do, but you won't, not until you tell vamp to stfu and really mean it.
I know you do, but you won't, not until you tell vamp to stfu and really mean it.
Someones obsessed with getting others to do shit he wants them to do!
Clearly :P
Careful Vamps, Pete is obsessed with you
Someones obsessed with getting others to do shit he wants them to do!
Yup, and it's going to be funny when she does it. You'll cry. I would too though if the love of my life told me to stfu, but of course, that love of my life would be one in real life, not the internet.
ZOMG VAMPS
LEAVE THIS THREAD ALONE!!!!
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/chris-crocker.jpg
lol
I made this thread for one purpose, to make fun of people for wanting to cyber, vamp is included, but I was drunk and did not think about him actually posting and being annoying.
btw pixel, you've been off topic. Can't go off topic if you're a mod because no one to mod you:)
what would nish say...
thread started going off topic with this post
And no, everything I have said has been in relation to this thread :p
Obsessions with me whether they're factual or not is still in relation to cybering. Nice try though :p
Was asking what he would say when he cybered...
It went off topic with:
"I was really hoping that vamp would of stayed out of this thread:sad:
vamp, if you want to gay up threads that pixel makes, fine!!! but stay the fuck out of mine!!!"
But you joined in!!!
So you're still responsible!
And no, everything I have said has been in relation to this thread :p
Obsessions with me whether they're factual or not is still in relation to cybering. Nice try though :p
awwww
What's more cute than a moderator trying to justify their actions<3
So you're still responsible!
read!
Nothing cuter than a troll avoiding the blatent truth!
It's my thread tbh, I wanted this to do off topic, I'm sure hinch won't have a problem with a thread that goes off topic if the person who made it, wanted it to be that way.
Just because it's working hours, doesn't mean it has to be 100% on topic, we're not in germany.
Then if you want it to be off topic then WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING!?!
lmfao
make some sense pete
oh ya, take off the shorts :p
Haha, you're going to have to ask a lot more nicely than that :D
Just to point out the fact that you, as a mod, do go off topic.
Back to topic!!!
show us ur boxers then :p
it's cyber, not show and tell:(
Want me to describe them to you, pixel?
no not particually, i dont want to know about the cum stain on the front.
I could say the same about your panties if I wanted to, but did I?!?!?! No...
I haven't even told you about them.
I've made an appointment to get my hair dyed (again) next Saturday too!
I just told you they were red, you assumed(what you wanted) the rest.
And girls with their hair, having to make appointments... Just walk in and tell them you want to dye your hair!!!
lol my hair takes like 2 hours to dye, last time i had layers and had 3 colours put in and it took most of the day :p
getting it redyed dark brown with blonde streaks
so LIEK, peter what are you doing today? :blush:
I'm doing nothing today!!! Off from work... thanksgiving weekend:closedeye
Might go out tonight, haven't decided yet. But, since we're talking about hair, I think I might get a haircut later today, in case I do decide to go out, because I really need one.
lol my hair is only shoulder length now, used to be much longer :(
i haven't got anything planned for the weekend...
i haven't got anything planned for the weekend...
cyber?
Pixel have you ever seriously 'cybered' before?
Same question goes to all of you really.
no i have never cybered before, have you?
Yeah once when I was like 13 on Neopets.
True story.
Yeah once when I was like 13 on Neopets.
True story.
Thats just disturbing.... Neopets.
crazy, you fag, just ask her if she'll cyber with you.
i'm wearing nothing just got out of bed got dressing gown on doing my morning routine of forum whoring before i can be arsed to get dressed.
but then you'll put on your wizards hat and cloak and pm me? :blush:
looks like pixel been cybering someone too much...
Or hinch has, however you want to look at it:)
Narcolepsy Jones
29-11-2008, 18:59
What would Nish say? He'd tell you what he was wearing, because he is helpful like that.
A plain blue t shirt, maroon sweater and blue semi-faded jeans. When moving to colder areas such as outside I also put on a black cotton jacket which I usually do not bother to do up, and sometimes black gloves also.
Thats a sweet combination Nish!
Narcolepsy Jones
29-11-2008, 19:49
Thanks, but I'm still spraying the nearest aerosol in your face if you come near me doing that look you do.
Oops :blushed:
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/6113/p1010011la0.jpg
Did I get the second laugh of the day award? :p
(I should point out that there's a follow-up, but I wouldn't want to affect anyone's productivity now would I?)
nah one of the guys in the office has the second laugh of the day award
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/95/GayStreetSign.jpg
giga, out of my thread you horny depressed fuck!!!
giga, out of my thread you horny depressed fuck!!!
You started all this, so this is on you :p
Since I'm posting pics, I might as well show the dogs that I'm looking after:
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/4977/p1010003aq9.jpg
I've had them for the weekend, someone is supposed to have picked them up already, which is why I'm on here being bored.
How did what I posted make you post what you did?
lol
he means u started the cyber thread :p
ok, he wanted that though, so I don't get it still...
How am I in the wrong?!?!
ok, he wanted that though, so I don't get it still...
How am I in the wrong?!?!
Aww pete, if you didn't want this then why did you keep insisting? :O
Because you keep coming, without me even posting anything!
So what is that you want?
oh stop whining ffs, just for once, be quiet and actually THINK before you post
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q169/possiblelunatic/Motivational/motivational-depression.jpg
Thanks vamp, very helpful
I aim to please!
Bonus:
http://www.ratemyeverything.net/image/5529/0/STFU_and_GTFO.ashx
Nightbrother
01-12-2008, 16:29
oh stop whining ffs, just for once, be quiet and actually THINK before you post
To be honest, I think you should leave and not come back until after you're done with that come-down thing you're mentioning. You're not exactly being reasonable or sensible.
lol nb, tnx, im not that bad, besides its pete, mr-lover-of-bashing-people-for-no-reason, what's the matter, doesn't he like it when it's done to him?
I love it no matter who is doing what to whoever!!! I love it when whoever takes it like the bitch they are!!!!!!!!!
http://www.winkk.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/what-your-cyber-mate-may-really-look-like.jpg
"Hey I'm a 5ft6 tanned toned blonde hot babe, anyone for Cyber hit 6969 Now, you won't regret it."
TIME TO GET HOT IN HERE!!!!
I take my sock off!
Nightbrother
03-12-2008, 08:26
I put it back on you, while trying not to vomit.
ewww the smell, pete clean your feet
I put it back on you, while trying not to vomit.
wtf, you can't do that:(
it was for the best pete, that fungus growing in between ur toes let off an awful smell
It's nothing compared to the fungus growing between your...
So how have you been pixel?
lol tnx pete... but no :)
im significantly cleaner *there* than you are anywhere on your body :p
Because I'm male I don't shower? wtf, why do I buy soap then, wish I would of known that before I bought my six back of soap:(
[edit]
meh i cba to go down that route...
Change it back so I can read it, then after I read it, edit it.
Nah I really have no fight in me today... just can't be bothered...
How are you today anyway?
I'm doing great, really tired though, but what's to be expected when you go to bed really late and wake up really earlier...
And you have been?
Meh, I'm just floating through life... reached that perfect threshold of 'the right amount' so I'm just topping up my usage to stay in the zone. (The zone = absolutely no care or will to do anything at all, just constantly happy)
well that's good I guess?
Time to head to Asda and buy my weekly shopping...
What are you getting? Anything fancy?
Milk, eggs, cheese, bread, bog roll etc.
Usual stuff to live really, it's one of those boring food shopping trips instead of a fun one.
haha crazy gtfo
your mommy shops for you
should get some ben and jerry's :p
pixel, you gtfo now
nish, take her place...
B&J>you pete, sorry
and I'm not about to get myself off becoz somebody asked me to.
and I'm not about to get myself off becoz somebody asked me to.
Yea right...
asda is like a walmart?
Yes Pete asda is like a walmart *pats on head*
asda is owned by walmart no?
Yes Pete asda is like a walmart *pats on head*
you not going with your mom to asda?
Well that whole Asda/Walmart thing killed the cyber :(
Narcolepsy Jones
04-12-2008, 15:30
What are you wearing?
21/F/DK, i'm wearing full business dress :(, white blouse + black leggings
Narcolepsy Jones
04-12-2008, 15:32
And underneath?
hmm? underneath it all? well on my feet i have black runners
Narcolepsy Jones
04-12-2008, 15:35
Uh huh. Any sweat bands/bracelets at all? Hairband maybe?
I'm wearing my dressing gown atm because I'm self employed and therefore able to do whatever the fuck I want when I want.
I'm also eating grapes.
hmm? underneath it all? well on my feet i have black runners
Nike Air Max?? <3
hell no, they're just some black non-descriptive runners, got them in the states for like $40, they're well comfy
damn, woulda been sexy! :(
lol, no nish no sweatbands or anything. i look proper professional when dressed up :p
Narcolepsy Jones
04-12-2008, 15:58
I bet to the trained eye you look like tramp in smart clothes. Why's no one asked what I'm wearing?
Waht are you wearing nish?
Narcolepsy Jones
04-12-2008, 16:02
A faded green sweater over a midnight blue t shirt, and beige slacks. Dark socks. Later, I may put another sweater on on top of this.
I bet to the trained eye you look like tramp in smart clothes. Why's no one asked what I'm wearing?
nobody cares.
and no, i don't actually...
Narcolepsy Jones
04-12-2008, 16:11
Shutup pixel, you fucking dog!
get stuffed you loser </3
So what are you gonna change into once you get off work?
meh, probably just tshirt and jeans, nothing spectacular... all imma be doing is playing games and getting high
Narcolepsy Jones
04-12-2008, 16:18
no you shutup
meh, probably just tshirt and jeans, nothing spectacular... all imma be doing is playing games and getting high
What you gonna play, not much good games atm.
What you gonna play, not much good games atm.
That's some hot cyber talk right there
God dammit Vamp how about you just pay her to write an autobiography of herself for you.
What you gonna play, not much good games atm.
prolly quakelive or something
I DID BUT ITD COST TOO MUCH MAN!!! :(
Nightbrother
04-12-2008, 16:43
*takes off Pete's socks again, washes his feet thoroughly, then sends him off to cybering*
*treats NB for the trauma*
* Punches Nb in the nuts! :closedeye
*Flicks Pixel in the head! "Bitch don't laugh!" :mad:
ZOMG you did not just flick me in the head. :angry:
* Uhh I think I just did! :cool:
Narcolepsy Jones
04-12-2008, 17:27
sex
well im not going to lower myself to hair pulling in cyberspace. sry.
You wouldn't be able to pull my hair Pixel, I'm a barbarian don't you know!!
I'll smash your skull with a pick axe, and stomp down your village! Steal your computer and post on the forum whilst chewing on one your roasted fingers. :ninja:
hahahahaha no ur right, u sure u dont wanna cyber? :P
Nightbrother
04-12-2008, 20:02
Oi, Clare(!), I'm receiving mental first aid after my experience of acid-bathing Pete's body and mind, please refrain from slapping my nuts until afterwards. In any case, they are made of steel, so bloody knuckles for you.
This cybering isn't going very well. I think we need to steer away from Pete's feet, miss pixel.
*takes a long shower and puts on a clown outfit*
oO wtf @ clown outfit. you're a JOKE nb
no they're not, clowns scare the crap out of me lol
stephen king's 'it' really got to me :blush:
http://www.razorapple.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/pennywise-clown-it.jpg
"BEEP BEEP GEORGIEE, We all float! We allll float down here"
Best horror movie evar tbh!
Hahahaa Pennywise is harmless.
One of thee best Horrors, After fright night :closedeye
stephen king's the mist was messed up too - but it didn't have clowns in it so i enjoyed it :p
Nightbrother
04-12-2008, 22:24
*takes off clown outfit and burns it*
*looks down his nose at pixel*
fuck sake i looked at the clown pic again. goddamit clur :/
nb, if ur >7 feet tall you probably wouldn't even be able to see me unless you sat down
http://www.razorapple.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/pennywise-clown-it.jpg
"BEEP BEEP GEORGIEE, We all float! We allll float down here"
Ahahaah I love that movie.
"WE ALL FLOAT!"
* Does a Holy rhino spinning power headbutt @ Nightbrother oO
Ah thank god we've moved onto a new page :P
ClUR you have a strange concept of cybering :p looks more like streetfighter special moves :s
Nightbrother
04-12-2008, 22:46
Yes, because we are standing 26 feet apart, pixel, so I can just see your eyebrows.
ClUR, I want documentation on that move. Holy headbutt.... I don't buy it!
what is it with my eyebrows srsly
u always mention them
Nightbrother
04-12-2008, 22:46
Pixel, some people have a hard time of connecting to other people, so they resort to violence. All she really wants is a hug.
Nightbrother
04-12-2008, 22:48
what is it with my eyebrows srsly
u always mention them
I only keep mentioning them, because you keep mentioning that I mention them, lol.
oh right so its a vicious circle, you mention them, i mention you mention them...
and before we know it, you're mentioning them because i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that you have a fetish with my eyebrows?
Ah thank god we've moved onto a new page :P
ClUR you have a strange concept of cybering :p looks more like streetfighter special moves :s
Sorry it's my first time. :blush:
oh right well im sure pete could give you some tips tbh <3
he r pro at it
Nightbrother
04-12-2008, 22:56
oh right so its a vicious circle, you mention them, i mention you mention them...
and before we know it, you're mentioning them because i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that i mention that you mention that you have a fetish with my eyebrows?
Oi, stop that. I have compulsive reading disorder, meaning that I have to read everything other people write, you bastard!
I have a worldwide eyebrow-interest. Let's leave it at that.
How do you know have you cybered him?
Besides you seem to know how to do it, where am i going wrong? :mellow:
lmfao i have no experience with cybering :p
im so sorry nb, i didn't realise you had to read that. i shall bare in mind this information in the future though so that i can captivate you for hours.
Nightbrother
04-12-2008, 23:15
lmfao i have no experience with cybering :p
im so sorry nb, i didn't realise you had to read that. i shall bare in mind this information in the future though so that i can captivate you for hours.
Make sure you go 'Oggle boggle' or 'Hargle bargle' a lot then. For some reason, words like that make me laugh my guts out. I would like to at least laugh while reading things for 5 hours.
lmfao that emoticon is brilliant
This is about cyber thou!
animated emoticon cyber :p
I speak truth.
Statements which are embroidered into the fabric of fact. Statements which saturate the very laws of our existence.
cRazy, you're not awesome, you're just average. One of these days you will wake up from your fabricated reality and realise that in the real world you're just another number.
What are you wearing crazy??
Don't ask him that after he's just got out of bed! ZOMG
cRazy is nekkid
You are so negative about crazy tbh, it's unfair!
Hey Vamp, not seen you around here before.
Do you come here often bbe x
All I'm wearing is this huge fluffy hat over my crotch and that's it.
Oh wait that's just my extremely thick, long and dense mane of pubic hair.
Yeah clur i like to chill around these parts, how you doing? You look smoking hot in that!
haha, can i stroke your public mane? :blush:
Oh cool.
In what.... Ohh this old thing!
I'm not sure on the suspenders though, what do you think? :closedeye
They look excellent, they give you that classic burlesque-ish look, that every sophisticated man loves!
You'd probably get your hand stuck in it, things like a hedgerow bush.
Also as I've woke up this morning it's now raining and the snow is being washed away :((
Serves you right for taunting ClUR about it yesterday
Waht are you wearing pixel?? Details plz!
Narcolepsy Jones
05-12-2008, 14:49
You should've seen how I was taunting ClUR last night, pixel, you'd have shat :)
* Puts on her B.A. Baracus mask and outfit
" Crazy IF I EVER CATCH YOU ACTIN LIKE A CRAZY FOOOL AGAIN, YOU GONA MEET MA FRIEND PAINNN!" :slap:
You should've seen how I was taunting ClUR last night, pixel, you'd have shat :)
Dont bother Nish.
Omfg can't you guys cyber like adults!
Waht are you wearing pixel?? Details plz!
its friday again (time flies) so im dressed down, just blue jeans, black runners, and a white top with 'muffinz!' written on the front
Narcolepsy Jones
05-12-2008, 14:56
Any underwear, at all?
I look like a black man atm and i have a colorful hat and fitting clothing, and these big pointy shoes. I also have a bag of candy which i like to throw at kids.
Any underwear, at all?
entering realms that i'm not willing to discuss on the 'net.
entering realms that i'm not willing to discuss on the 'net.
I'm interested about that, can you give me the answer tru telephone please? tnx
i am not going to call you up to discuss the colour style and design of my underwear ktnx
But we haven't spoken in weeks! It'd be a good excuse!
entering realms that i'm not willing to discuss on the 'net.
But you discuss your dildo?
i do not discuss *my* dildo, i discuss a well known product.
Either cyber or gtfo! Mang, suspenders!
Why vamps, what are YOU wearing?
I am wearing my washed bluejeans and a white longsleeve shirt, it's a bit on the small side so it hugs my torso like a glove!
as opposed to your unwashed jeans? :p
pic tbh
no like, stonewashed bluejeans.... Their faded at parts, and are a swell fit in which my ass comes out nicely!
vamps is a boy not a man
Well what can i do to change that vision?
bekijk opnieuw mijn beelden, ik ga niet aan "cyber"
bekijk opnieuw mijn beelden, ik ga niet aan "cyber"
Whahaha why post in this topic then? It's for the fun!
I actually find a person much more attractive and/or respectable if they know more than two languages.
I want to learn more than one but it seems really hard so, props to anyone who has done it, it's a massive rarity in the UK.
The thing is to teach it at an early grade, they teach kids english here from like age 10, which makes sure they atleast have a rudimentary understanding of it.
Move to another country cRazy, you'll pick up another language in no time, hardest part about learning a european language is most euro languages use a weird sentance structure in comparison to english
English is pretty non complexional a language compared to the germanic or romanic language groups... the french can fuck rite off with their excuse at a language!
If there's any language I'll learn at all it'll be Japanese.
I'm still convinced that I was an asian man in a past life.
Remind me cRazy, why would you learn Japanese (which is a fucking difficult language anyway) if you had a previous life as an Asian?
Remind me cRazy, why would you learn Japanese (which is a fucking difficult language anyway) if you had a previous life as an Asian?
I shall tell you Kayleigh-Louise.
Because I'm obsessed with Japan. The food, the culture, the humour, the country itself, the people, the girls, the language, the technology, everything.
There's absolutely no logical reason I can find as to why I love it all so much so, I'm assuming that I was either supposed to be born an asian or I was an asian in a past life.
Nightbrother
05-12-2008, 15:51
If there's any language I'll learn at all it'll be Japanese.
I'm still convinced that I was an asian man in a past life.
Most young men are at some point in their lives. Why Japanese? Why not Korean or Bhutanese or?
I can tell you that I am absolutely Japan-bonkers as well, Crazy, and have been for a very long time.
You do have slanty eyes Scott! :closedeye
I shall tell you Kayleigh-Louise.
Because I'm obsessed with Japan. The food, the culture, the humour, the country itself, the people, the girls, the language, the technology, everything.
There's absolutely no logical reason I can find as to why I love it all so much so, I'm assuming that I was either supposed to be born an asian or I was an asian in a past life.
But what does being an Asian have to do with being Japanese?
Are you missing the point or something?
http://idp05.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/domo_kun.jpg
Domo Arigatoo!
Shutup! Whats this got to do with cyber?
* Clur does a sideways, hedgehog super power flying possum kick @ Vamp
* Clur does a sideways, hedgehog super power flying possum kick @ Vamp
Wow you look hot in that hedgehog suit Clur! :blush:
Want to touch my prickles? <3
Can I touch your prickles? :blush:
Yes but careful they prickle! <3
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