Anyone seen ClUR lately?

[Narcolepsy Jones]

http://www.emmerdale.org/Pictures/pubicity/1094660638468_0.jpg
"That focking coo ohs me money. Ah'll focking smash 'er face if I see her roond me estate."

[vampire]

is in spain you fucker!

[Narcolepsy Jones]

http://www.emmerdale.org/Pictures/pubicity/1094660638468_0.jpg
"Don't get moothy wi' me yer joomped-oop little sack o' piss."

[Pete]

nish, a game of gow 2 in about 30 minutes?!?!

Gotta goto the store to pick up a few things right now, but when I get back?!?! In 30 minutes?

[Nightbrother]

Can't you hang out more with her boyfriend? Then you can get some scent of ClUR off him. :)

[Pete]

clur smells though:(

[Narcolepsy Jones]

As you may have guessed, that guy was not Clur's boyfriend, he's just a random friend and one of the most appalling humans ever. A constant source of entertainment, though, if you can handle him.

I've never met Clur irl and probably wouldn't want to, fighting her on the internet is exhausting enough. And yes, she looks like the kind of person who would probably smell. I bet she'd do those musky farts and then attempt to waft them towards you whilst she eats a pasty. Oh but apart from that she's probably a lovely lady.

[Pete]

All women smell(at least most that care)... You know, that smell... I don't know how to really describe it, but any guy that has got close to a girl(except crazy/giga, and I'm starting to put vamp in that group) would know... The one that smells like they have put a whole bottle of shampoo on themselves with perfume(obviously)...

[Narcolepsy Jones]

Yeah, there's a word for that, a French word, but I can't remember what it is.

[Pete]

amazing? when dancing with a girl you just met at a club, and her hair smells amazing:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[cRazy]

amazing? when dancing with a girl you just met at a club, and her hair smells amazing:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Why do you sniff girls hair in clubs you creepy fuck.

[Narcolepsy Jones]

The castellet, that's it.

[vampire]

ahaha wtf pete clearly gets off on the brand of shampoo they use!

[Narcolepsy Jones]

When Clur arrives here in a couple of days, she may tell us a story on the theme of men sniffing hair.

[Pete]

but we have pixel to do that!!!

Btw, you don't have to sniff a girls hear to smell it!!! they use so much crap, you can smell just standing next to her!!!

My hair smells plain now, with my ex, she used crap to enhance the color of her hair, and the texture of it... I used to use her shampoo when I ran out, just grabbed anything(she had like at least 2 different kinds)... my hair was so fluffy and the colors stood out so nicely:(

[vampire]

pix plz pete!!

[pixel]

oO weirdos :p

[Pete]

weirdos

why, because he asked for pics? Your whole internet experience is built off of giving people pics..

[pixel]

i was refering to your sniffing fetish :p

[Pete]

I don't have a hair sniffing fetishoO

Just saying, you can smell most girls hairs when you get close to them because of what they use while showering... unless it's because of something else they use that makes their hair smell..

Getting close to a girl does not mean you have a fetish:p

[Narcolepsy Jones]

Nope, but for me it usually means I'm going to end the night about £200 lighter... maybe more if I want a pair.

[pixel]

amazing? when dancing with a girl you just met at a club, and her hair smells amazing:laugh::laugh::laugh:

tbh, regardless of previous comments... this is almost romantic

[Pete]

want to cyber?

[pixel]

want to cyber?

this isn't, though

[Pete]

no shit...

so, you want to cyber?

[pixel]

not in the slightest

[Pete]

awwww

playing hard to get?

[pixel]

hard to get? lmfao

Pete you don't even stand a chance :)

[Pete]

I was just joking, I know you never play hard to get:)

[pixel]

LMFAO sorry im not *that* easy.

[Narcolepsy Jones]

Speaking of easy - anyone seen ClUR lately?

[Pete]

nish, stfu, you know when she'll get back.

pixel, really?!?!? I've heard different.

[pixel]

lol pete, what from somebody who actually got anything out of me? or the imaginary friends in your head?

[Narcolepsy Jones]

You ever pay for it, pixel?

Ain't no shame in it...

[Pete]

pixel, despite how much of an asshole I am on here, people actually talk to me:closedeye

[giga191]

http://www.familyhistoryfiles.com/images/BaileyBaldwinDocs/TomDiggingGrave.jpg

[pixel]

You ever pay for it, pixel?

Ain't no shame in it...

:O never!

[Narcolepsy Jones]

Who's that man and why's he digging a grave?

[pixel]

lol

[Pete]

It's me, and a bed for me and pixel!!!

[pixel]

:p

i am absolutely wasted and trying to work on music but keep refreshing like a mindless droid... :(

[Narcolepsy Jones]

Pixel's so fat, she'd probably BE the bed.

[pixel]

:o zomg

i r skinny srsly

[Devils Grace]

LMFAO sorry im not *that* easy.

The "that" in that sentence cleary indicates your not "that" hard to.

[pixel]

gee point out the obvious or something

[Devils Grace]

gee point out the obvious or something

ohh.. wait... i think i did that! Fact your admiting it is a diferent thing

[Narcolepsy Jones]

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/film/barlow.jpg
"I saw ClUR the other night. She was beating up a French man outside Asda. I had my cock out and was cheering her on!"

[pixel]

oO

[vampire]

I hope she's having a ball in Spain, alledgedly she brought 5 pairs of shoes with her!!!

[pixel]

five whole pairs of shoes?

[vampire]

Yah! Hows your shoe collection?

[ClUR]

O hai :closedeye

[pixel]

hi clur! :)

[Narcolepsy Jones]

STFU! AND GTFO!

[pixel]

hi nish :p

[Narcolepsy Jones]

Hello, female on the internet.

[pixel]

^_^

[Narcolepsy Jones]

Sorry, I'm just not very good at talking to females. Umm... what are you wearing?

[pixel]

you were doing better before you tried to cyber tbh, how are you doing today anyway? im at work :( and im bored :(

[Narcolepsy Jones]

What's cyber? I'm all right thanks. Still a little bamboozled by there being a woman on the internet. I've never met one in real life, only seen them.

[pixel]

OMG return the real nish, this one is defective?

[Narcolepsy Jones]

The other one's a little tied up at the moment. He always has to take the roleplay that bit too far and do the whole wizard cloak and hat thing. He's in his room thinking about what he's done.

[pixel]

Oh I see... kinky

[Narcolepsy Jones]

He is, too kinky by half. I want some straight-up sausage, he wants dungeons & dragons.

[pixel]

oO

[Omnipriest]

He is, too kinky by half. I want some straight-up sausage, he wants dungeons & dragons.
ROFL