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The idea of the thread is simple.
Start a new post
Ctrl+v
Click post button.
Do it every time you visit forums.
I'll start you off with mine:
function getExtension($str) {
$i = strrpos($str,".");
if (!$i) { return ""; }
$l = strlen($str) - $i;
$ext = substr($str,$i+1,$l);
return $ext;
}
http://www.synthmania.com/Famous%20Sounds/Night%20in%20motion.mp3
alter view vwCustom_wipjobservicereport as
select
jh.jobno as jobnumber,
jh.jobdate as jobdate,
jh.jobdesc as jobdescription,
jh.[status] as jobstatus,
jh.[TYPE] as jobtype,
ja.itemno as itemnumber,
ja.itemdesc#1 as itemdescription,
ja.cost as linecost,
ja.[status] as linestatus,
ja.recharge as linerecharge,
ja.[type] as linetype
from joballocations ja with (nolock)
inner join jobitems ji with (nolock) on ji.recid=ja.parid
inner join jobhdr jh with (nolock) on ji.parid=jh.recid
where jh.[status]=4 and jh.[TYPE] in ('1','2','4')
Kjeldoran
01-12-2008, 15:42
My current Ctrl V: InfoArea
Narcolepsy Jones
01-12-2008, 16:01
There's nothing in my paste buffer, for once. Not even a picture of someone who is now found on UKTV Gold.
Nightbrother
01-12-2008, 16:25
http://www.telegraph-office.com/pages/telegram.html
*runs away*
grindcore
01-12-2008, 16:45
Maardusse rajati keemiakombinaat, mis tootis fosforiidist muuhulgas väetisi (http://et.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%A4etis). See reostas väga suurel määral keskkonda. Eriti kahjulikud olid tehase korstnatest linna kohale tulnud väävliaurud, mis isegi aknaklaase söövitasid.
Kjeldoran
01-12-2008, 16:54
Maardusse rajati keemiakombinaat, mis tootis fosforiidist muuhulgas väetisi (http://et.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%A4etis). See reostas väga suurel määral keskkonda. Eriti kahjulikud olid tehase korstnatest linna kohale tulnud väävliaurud, mis isegi aknaklaase söövitasid.
That's not even a language !!! :)
http://www.newforms.nl/eve/skills/hinch
Theres nothing in my paste buffer at the minute I've just been cleaning my keyboard and just switched the comp on :)
select 'Drop table ' + name
from sysobjects
where xtype = 'U'
and name like 'REPFILE%'
and name <> 'REPFILE'
order by name
01001100 01001111 01001100 00100000 01000110 01000001 01001001 01001100 00100000 01000001 01010100 00100000 01001100 01001111 01000011 01000001 01010100 01001001 01001111 01001110 00100000 01010000 01000101 01010100 01000101 00101100 00100000 01010000 01000101 01010100 01000101 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000110 01000001 01001001 01001100 01010101 01010010 01000101 00101100 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01000011 01000001 01001011 01000101 00100000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01000001 00100000 01000110 01000001 01001001 01001100 01010101 01010010 01000101 00101100 00100000 01000001 01001110 01000100 00100000 01001110 01001111 01000010 01001111 01000100 01011001 00100000 01010111 01001001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01000101 01010110 01000101 01010010 00100000 01001100 01001111 01010110 01000101 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100001 00100001 00100000 00111010 01010011 01000001 01000100 01000110 01000001 01000011 01000101 00111010
Narcolepsy Jones
01-12-2008, 22:45
http://www.furious-angels.com/image.php?u=93&dateline=1226647173
Nightbrother
01-12-2008, 22:46
In August 1987 three people entered a Mountain in Southern Germany to explore several caves. They did not return and neither the police nor mountaineers found any trace of them – except for their car parked at a parking place nearby. 3 months later they called their relatives from a ship in the red sea that was heading for Alexandria, Egypt. They claimed to have no knowledge how they had gotten there, that 3 months had passed or what had happened inside that mountain. In Alexandria they went to the Consulate and returned home.
http://killboard.eternalrapture.net
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/319431/08d3722b/black_mesa_official_main_trailer.html
klm says:
crazy I want to wrap my legs around your face so much
klm says:
crazy I want to wrap my legs around your face so much
LOL ive been making music, so don't fake quote :p
----
$folder=opendir("sigs");
while ($file = readdir($folder))
$names[count($names)] = $file;
closedir($folder);
LOL ive been making music, so don't fake quote :p
Well I was eating a mars bar last time I wanted a woman to give me a blowjob, doesn't make any difference.
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s133/ajreynol/1183516964973fx91.jpg
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Mp5GiF1a8
SELECT HH.DAMFLAG, HH.LOSTFLAG, CF.CONTNO, CF.ACCT, CF.ACCTNAME, HH.ITEMNO, HH.CCREC, HH.QLOST, HH.QDAM, HH.LOSTCHARGE, HH.DAMCHARGE, CF.HIREDEPOT, CI.SALEBUYFLAG, HH.EDATE, HH.RECID, HH.DEPOT, CI.SUBGRP, HH.DAMAGEEXCESS, CF.PROJNO FROM CONTRACTS CF WITH(NOLOCK) JOIN CONTITEMS CI WITH(NOLOCK) ON CF.CONTNO=CI.CONTNO LEFT OUTER JOIN [GPS\DATA_SQL].[IH_MSSLIVE].DBO.vw_HISTORY HH ON CI.RECID=HH.CRECID WHERE HH.TYPE=1 AND CF.HIREDEPOT IN ('GAR') AND HH.LOSTFLAG=1
www.computershare.com/DRIP
good looking website, good luck
-- __________________________________________________ _________
-- / .--. .---..---..----..---. .---..---. .---..-..-..---..---..---..---.
-- | \ \| |- | |-'| || |`| |' `| |'| |-< | | || .` | \ \ | |- | |- | |-<
-- `-'-'`---'`-' `----' `-' `-' `-'`-'`-^-'`-'`-'`---'`-' `---'`-'`-'
-- Mark depot transfer item as completed
-- Mark depot transfer header as completed
SET NOCOUNT ON
declare @transno varchar(50), @depotfrom varchar(10), @depotto varchar(10), @Itemno varchar(150), @DIrecid varchar(100), @DTrecid varchar(100), @qty varchar(10)
select @transno='', @Itemno='', @depotfrom='', @depotto='', @DIrecid='', @DTrecid='', @qty=''
DECLARE depottransf CURSOR FOR
select dt.transno, dt.depotfrom, dt.depotto, di.itemno, di.qty, di.recid, dt.recid
from DEPOTTRANSFER dt with (nolock)
inner join DepotTransferItem di with (nolock) on di.TRANSNO=dt.TRANSNO
where dt.status<2 and di.status in('0','3')
order by dt.transno
OPEN depottransf
FETCH NEXT FROM depottransf
INTO @transno, @depotfrom, @depotto, @itemno, @qty, @direcid, @dtrecid
WHILE @@FETCH_STATUS = 0
BEGIN
update DEPOTTRANSFER set STATUS=2 where RECID=@DTrecid
update DepotTransferItem set STATUS=4 where RECID=@DIrecid
END
FETCH NEXT FROM depottransf
INTO @transno, @depotfrom, @depotto, @itemno, @qty, @direcid, @dtrecid
CLOSE depottransf
DEALLOCATE depottransf
SET NOCOUNT OFF
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GnzqRYVbDR4
Giga is like " where's that razor blade?"
Message too short
<HTML>
<HEAD>
<TITLE>Gabba dance!!! Vamp likes!</TITLE>
</HEAD>
<BODY bgcolor="#FFFFFF">
<table width="100%" height="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">
<tr>
<td align="center" valign="middle">
<PARAM NAME=movie VALUE="grandale.swf"> <PARAM NAME=quality VALUE=high> <PARAM NAME=bgcolor VALUE=#FFFFFF> <EMBED src="grandale.swf (http://www.furious-angels.co.uk/view-source:http://black-prophecy.org/grandale.swf)" quality=high bgcolor=#FFFFFF WIDTH=250 HEIGHT=250 align=center TYPE="application/x-shockwave-flash" PLUGINSPAGE="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></EMBED>
</tr>
</td>
</table>
</BODY>
</HTML>
my response on the fomk forums to a post:
I wish to impregnate you.
And that wish is as close as you're going to get. :)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7762337.stm
function topOnlineOffers() {
$sql = "SELECT tblonlineoffers.ID, tblonlineoffers.OfferName, tblonlineoffers.CompID, tblcompanies.CompanySmallLogo FROM `tblonlineoffers` INNER JOIN `tblcompanies` ON tblonlineoffers.CompID = tblcompanies.ID WHERE Status=1 ORDER BY NoClicks DESC LIMIT 0,10";
$sql_run = mysql_query($sql) or die(mysql_error());
while ($values = mysql_fetch_array($sql_run)) {
$picture = $values[3];
if (strlen($picture)<1) {
$picture = "images/nologo.gif";
} else {
$picture = "images/compsmall/".$picture;
}
$confirm = $confirm."<p><img src=\"$picture\" width=\"90\" height=\"45\"><br /><a href=\"home.php?p=offerdetails&t=oo&cid=$values[0]\" style=\"text-decoration:none;\"><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"0\" color=\"#ff6600\">$values[1]</a></font></p>";
}
return ($confirm);
}
Nightbrother
03-12-2008, 20:41
Whenever you see a certain shade of purple, you hear a blood-curdling scream.
There are no existing applications available for reconnection.
klm@resisti:/share/Movies$ cd ../Incoming
klm@resisti:/share/Incoming$ ls
21 (2008) DVD Rip Xvid (Fin subs)
Conjurer.2008.DVDRiP.XViD
Dead Space
Doom 3
Dumb and Dumber[1994]DVDRip[Eng]-NuMy.avi
ESET NOD32 Antivirus 3.0.672-Marsufix 2.5
FEAR
Haunted [1995][Dvd - Rip]
I.am.not.an.animal
Is It Bill Bailey
Madagascar.Escape.2.Africa.SWESUB.TC.XviD-Huzzy [Tankafett].avi
Microsoft.Windows.2003.Server.R2.Enterprise.SP2.RC .Integrated.VOL.Edition-ETH0
Office 2007 Enterprise Blue Edition (No Key Needed)
Quake 4
setup.7z
Shallow.Grave.1994.INTERNAL.DVDRip.XviD-TDF
Stir Crazy
TheDayToday
The Devil's Backbone (2001) divx eng sub
The Jerk (1979)-JBW
The Legend Of Hell House [DVDRip] [By KooKoo] [h33t]
The.Woman.In.Black.1989.DVDRip.XviD
Top.Gear.S12E02.WS.PDTV.XviD-AFFiNiTY.avi
Top.Gear.S12E03.WS.PDTV.XviD-RiVER.avi
Unnatural Acts (1998)
Windows Server 2008 All In One Desk Reference For Dummies
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