american pie + swg =

[Lexxuk]

This one time in band camp, i stuck a flewt up my pussy.

[BeaNo]

Spam

:mrgreen:

[Nightbrother]

Once when I woke up in a tent near Fort William in Scotland, I had probably 2.7 million midges (small annoying fly bitch things that suck blood) in my tent. They were all over me. It was not nice. I had eaten about 377 of them at least before waking up.

That day I killed more than a million small insects.