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[hinch]

drop a SR20DET into it out of a 240sx

[Phobos]

How the fuck can anyone drive something smaller than a 1.8L anyway?

[Narcolepsy Jones]

What do you drive, Phobos?

Originally Posted by hinch

drop a SR20DET into it out of a 240sx

Is this available in English?

[Phobos]

Originally Posted by Narcolepsy Jones

What do you drive, Phobos?

VW Golf Mk. II GTI G60 right now, that's a supercharged 1.8L with 160 HP.

Will switch to my brand spanking new Mk.VI GTI next saturday, when I finally get it from the dealership.

Originally Posted by Narcolepsy Jones

Is this available in English?

I'd translate it with: "Get a bigger engine out of another ricer."

[Narcolepsy Jones]

Can I have the Mk II?

[Phobos]

Originally Posted by Narcolepsy Jones

Can I have the Mk II?

Sadly No, since my parents want it as a secondary car incase theirs breaks down, which will happen sooner rather that later seeing as it's a Mk. II aswell that's as old as I am but in worse condition.

Unless of course you'll be willing to pay me 4k€, then you'll be more than welcome to take it.

Although I think a righthanddrive car would suck in England seeing as you strange folk drive on the wrong side.

[Micky]

Originally Posted by Phobos

Sadly No, since my parents want it as a secondary car incase theirs breaks down, which will happen sooner rather that later seeing as it's a Mk. II aswell that's as old as I am but in worse condition.

Unless of course you'll be willing to pay me 4k€, then you'll be more than welcome to take it.

Although I think a righthanddrive car would suck in England seeing as you strange folk drive on the wrong side.

Not really the wrong side, most are right handed which is why it is like that, It comes from long ago when we used swords and shit on horse back!

Blame the Romans I think.

[Phobos]

Originally Posted by Micky

Not really the wrong side, most are right handed which is why it is like that, It comes from long ago when we used swords and shit on horse back!

Blame the Romans I think.

They had steering wheels on horses?

[Micky]

Originally Posted by Phobos

They had steering wheels on horses?

No you dumb shit...

[Phobos]

What?

Then how did they steer?

[Narcolepsy Jones]

I think if you want a horse to go left you cover it's right eye, or vice versa.

[Phobos]

That could work.

[Narcolepsy Jones]

Etiquette for letting horses pass you on narrow country lanes (this happens around here).

1: Get over to the left as far as you can, reverse if necessary.
2: Turn the engine off, as equine creatures can get a little jittery.
3: Lean out of the window and wave violently, making a big show of the fact that you're letting them pass.
4: Wait until the horse is about to pass you.
5: Turn the ignition and get into first gear, leaving the handbrake on.
6: Rev the engine by putting your foot flat to the floor and smirk at the rider.
7: If the horse is close enough, punch it through your open window OR cover its right eye with your hand, making it veer off into whatever's on its left.
8: Drive off.